Favorite Simpsons Quotes!

[AaRonCraYZie]

C''mon guys. The show has been on for 10 years now right? Let's post some of our favorite quotes.
Mine are:

"Mmmm, free goo."

"Can't sleep, clowns'll eat me...can't sleep, clowns'll eat me."

"Kids love tobacco, but the goverment won't let us sell it to them."

"Hey ma, look at that point hairded little girl"

Post yours.


-A

[Memory Girl]

Too many to list, I love the Simpsons but I did used to have this as my mobile phone voicemail message:

'And me and my friend were about to press it but the man said not to press it but we pressed it anyway and then we ran and hid in the giant tyre and my other friend was there...'

'Alright alright, you're over-stimulated. Let's get some beer into you and then it's off to bed.'

'Woohoo, beer beer beer, bed bed bed!'

(Or words to that effect!!!)

Used to listen to it to make me laugh when I was feeling sad, lol!!!!

Kim**

[Vik]

Favorite of all time:

Homer (riding library book cart like a scooter): Must. Kill. Moe. Weeeeeee! Must. Kill. Moe. Weeeeee!" (repeat)

[Caroline]

The Shining parody:

H: No TV and no beer makes Homer... something something.

M: Go crazy?

H: Don't mind if I do!

:D

[Myra's Girls]

H: "Lousy traumatic childhood" ;l

[QueenElizabeth]

My sig is a quote :)

[Vik]

Originally posted by QueenElizabeth
My sig is a quote :) I have sigs off cuz of slow ISP... :a

[VenusAsABoy]

I cant believe im the first to post this but I love

"It tastes like burning!"

haha

pete

[QueenElizabeth]

Originally posted by Vik
I have sigs off cuz of slow ISP... :a

I'm sorry, Vik! I didn't take that into consideration...


Mine says:

See you in the car.
Best wishes, Milhouse

[Bliss_is_Beauty]

Homer:"The lesson is: Our God is vengeful! O spiteful one, show me who to smite and they shall be smoten!!!"

Homer:"They have the Internet on computers, now?"

Burns: Smithers, look a bird has become petrified and lost its way.
Smithers: I think it's a rock, sir.
;l :p

[AaRonCraYZie]

SideShow Bob:
"Attempted murder. Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a nobel prize for attempted chemistry?"


LISA: (looking at her yearbook)
"I don't get it. Straight A's, perfect attendance, Bathroom timer...I should be the most popular girl in school."

BART: (going hunting)
"Something about a bunch of guys alone together in the woods...seems kind of gay"

-A

[Gap_Guy03]

Grounds Keeper Willie: Boyo, ya got the Shinnin in ya!!

Bart: Willie, dont you meen the SHINING?

Willie: No boy, the shinnin. We cant say the Shining because of copyright laws.




Shit!! I really cant think of that many right now!

[Gap_Guy03]

Ralph: It tastes like........BURNING!

[stagshit]

After Mr. Burns has revamped the church into a whored up place of worship, Lisa cant take it anymore:
she screams
and Homer responds in a frantic whisper:
"quiet Lisa, everyone in the store is looking at you!"
hee hee,
phillip

[CunterFartlett]

Bart: "GOD SHMOD! I WANT MY MONKEY MAN!"

best one yet.

[anj]

when homner invents the makeup gun...

lisa: i don't think woman are gonna like being shot in the face.

homer : women will like what i tell them to like!

[;X]

[QueenElizabeth]

-I wish I knew some Gil quotes. I love that guy.

-Duff Man:
"That brown patch could use a little H20, oh yeah!"
"Duff Man can't breathe....oh no..."

[beena]

ooh! lovely thread! :D

off the top of my head:

Abe:

'I'm old! gimme gimme gimme!'

'Death stalks you at every turn. THERE IT IS, DEEEATTHH! where was I? oh yes, and- THERE IT IS AGAIN, DEEEATTTTTHHHH!!!! so, what was I saying? DEAAAAAAAATH!!'

Ralph: (at least I think its him)

'Me fail english? thats unpossible!'

Willy:
(teaching french in school)
'bonjjjjjjjouuuurrrrrrrr, you cheese-eatin surrender monkeys!'

Mr Burns : 'smithers, there's a rocket in my pocket!'
Smithers: 'you don't have to tell me, sir.'

Apu: 'tonight I'm gonna party like its on sale for 19.99!'

[KYSmurfette]

Oh so many to choose and so many favorites...so here are a few favorites:

Mister Burns:
Smithers, Take off my belt!

Smithers, give him the plague.

Ralph:
My cats breath smells like cat food.

Hi Liar. Hi SuperNintendo Chomers.

Principal Skinner and Miss Krabappel will in the closet making babies. I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.

One day I'm gonna be a principal or a catapillar.

[beena]

Originally posted by KYSmurfette
Ralph:

Hi SuperNintendo Chomers. ahhh, that cracked me up! :p

[venus420]

Maude Flanders:
"We're talking about S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N"
Krusty:
" Sex Cauldren! I thought they shut that place down."

Homer:
"What are you gonna do? Release the dogs, or the bees, or the dogs with bees in their mouths so when they bark they shoot bees at you?"
:D Classic

[Rose Bud]

Originally posted by Gap_Guy03
Grounds Keeper Willie: Boyo, ya got the Shinnin in ya!!

Bart: Willie, dont you meen the SHINING?

Willie: No boy, the shinnin. We cant say the Shining because of copyright laws.


I believe Willie's last line wasn't that, was this:

"No boy, the SHINNIN, ya don't wanna get sued, do ya?

[KYSmurfette]

Homer: (singing) I am so smart! S-M-R-T. I mean S-M-A-R-T.

[Memory Girl]

"Bart you haven't finished your Moe-balls"
"Quiet they could be ours"
"Run boy run for your life!"

"Where's Bart? His dinner's getting all cold and eaten"

"Yes then I will hug some snakes, I will hug and kiss some poisonous snakes"

"Elephant fresh" "Urinal fresh" Bowling Ball Fresh"

Everything comic book shop man says!!!

There are so many I can't think of them all.

How does that one go where Homer's talking about Bart getting new glasses I can't remember how it goes!!!

Kim**

[YosemiteBear]

Homer (finding money under the couch): Twenty dollars? I wanted a peanut!
Homer's brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts.
Homer: 'Splain how!
Homers's brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
Homer: Woo-hoo!


Homer (when Bart lost Santa's Little Helper): Well, just sitting here crying isn't going to bring your dog back! So you can sit here eating can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food to bring your dog back, or you can go out and find your dog!
Bart: All right! I'm going! (runs out)
Homer: Damn! I almost had him eating dog food!


Simpson, Homer Simpson
He's the greatest guy in history
From the town of Springfield
He's about to hit a chestnut tree
AAAAHHHHHH!


Homer (after the whole family just saw his Mr. Plow commercial at 2 in the morning and they're now waiting for phone calls from customers): Well, that's it. Now we play the waiting game.
(family sits quietly for about 4 seconds)
Homer: Ah, the waiting game sucks. Let's play Hungry Hungry Hippos!


And then there's that scene where they're going into the witness relocation program and they're trying to get Homer to respond to the name Mr. Thompson...

[Vik]

"Call Mr Plow,
Yes that's my name!
That name again,
Is Mr. Plow!"

[Seasonal_Voodoo]

"They call 'em fingers but I've never seen 'em 'fing.' Oh, there they go."-Otto.

[Mentia]

"Some folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll...like Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel"

Homer: "Neon..."
Bart: "Booger!"
Homer: "Electric..."
Bart: "Butt!"

Ralph: "Tastes like burning!"

Bart: "I wash myself with a rag on a stick!"

phone operator to obese Homer: "I'm sorry...your fingers are too fat to dial this phone. If you'd like a magic dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your hand."

Comic Book Guy: "Aqua Man, you can not marry a woman without gills! Oh crap..I have wasted my life."

guide at Thomas Edison museum: "How many geniuses does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. Thomas Edison."
guy in crowd: "Oh, that's funny. Funny and true!"

Bart: "Dad, you just took a baptizin' for me! How do you feel?"
Homer: "Oh Barthalemue...[says technical stuff from Bible]"
Flanders: "What was that, Homer?"
Homer: "I said shut your mouth!"
Flanders: "Oh, fair enough"

Willy: "Bonjuuuuuurrrrrr!!"

Ralph: "Mrs. Kerbople and Principal Skinner are in the closet making babies. I saw one of the babies and it looked at me."

Ralph with disected worm: "Mrs. Kerbople, my worm went in my mouth and I ate it..can I get a new one?"
Mrs. Kerbople: "That's ok, Ralph...put your head down on the table and sleep while the rest of the children learn."
Ralph: "Oh, boy, sleep! That's where I'm a viking!"

Homer: "Jebus, it's Homer!!!"


-Annemarie-

[YosemiteBear]

Willie (rushing into a classroom during a fire drill): The wee turtles! If I don't save the wee turtles, who will? (Then he comes running out with turtles attached all over his body...) AHHH! The wee turtles! They were too big for me!

Or to continue with the Mr. Plow references...

"Mr. Plow is a loser and I think he's a boozer...." (Linda Ronstadt singing with Barney)

Homer's customer (a little old lady whose driveway he's about to plow): Oh, and could you please be careful not to scrape my asphalt?
Homer (muttering): Kiss my asphalt!

Repo-man, on the phone with Homer: Hi, I'm from the Repo Depo, and I'm calling to distract you while we repossess your plow.

Or while the family is filming the Mr. Plow commercial:
Bart: You are full licensed and bonded by the state, right Mr. Plow?
Homer (out of the side of his mouth): Shut up, boy!

[Vik]

Originally posted by YosemiteBear
Repo-man, on the phone with Homer: Hi, I'm from the Repo Depo, and I'm calling to distract you while we repossess your plow.I just wanted to let you know, that *really* made me chuckle. Thank you! :O

[Becca]

Homer: [looking at ceiling] Oh Lord, why do you mock me!?

Marge: Homer, that's not God. Thats a waffle Bart threw up there this morning.

[Marge pries waffle off ceiling with broom, Homer eats waffle]

Homer: Mmmmm, sacreligious.






:O

[QueenElizabeth]

Carl: Can you imagine us working there, the whole Carl crew?
Lenny: Hey, I thought we were called Lenny and the Jets?
Moe: You're both wrong, we're the Moe Syzlak Experience featuring Homer


Milhouse: But look, I got some cool pogs...Alf pogs, remember Alf? He's back, in pog form

[Vik]

Originally posted by QueenElizabeth
Milhouse: But look, I got some cool pogs...Alf pogs, remember Alf? He's back, in pog form LOL!!! This goes perfectly with the ALF thread! LOL!!!

[YosemiteBear]

Originally posted by Vik
I just wanted to let you know, that *really* made me chuckle. Thank you! :O

:)

[LacyMB]

I just have to add, I have a new fave after this weeks episode.

When the aliens come to Homer's "roast" and want to destroy the world and look inside Maggie's brain for her "memories" they end up looking like they're crying:

Lisa: Something to the effect of, "Look Maggie's memories have made them feel the possibility of humanity!"
Aliens: "We are not weeping! We are vomiting from our eyes!"

[StrangeLilSpark]

Anything Ralph has ever said. He sends me into hysterics. :O What was it he said last week? When he started drawing on his face...that was hilarious, we rewound the tape to watch it again.

I esp. love:

"My cat's breath smells like cat food." (classic line)

and the line about Edna and Skinner making babies and one of the babies looked at him...the mental picture of the baby looking at him is enough... ;)

[anj]

oh squishie lady, you have definitley had less than 8 kids.

or something like that.

[;X]

[Vik]

Yeah, last nite's had a TON of great quotes!!

Of course, I can't actually *remember* any of them right now... :k

[Azura Hidden Inside]

:O Boy o boy!! You are gonna get it now!!! :O

Homer: Union rule 26. "Every employee must win 'Worker of the Week' at least once, regardless of gross incompetence, obesity, or rank odor." Heh heh heh heh.


Bart: "Millhouse, there's no such thing as a soul. It's just something adults made up to scare kids, like the Boogie Man or Michael Jackson."

Lisa:
Only two synonyms? Oh my God! I'm losing my perspicacity!" :D

Ralph: I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the
restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.
Lisa: Hey, my dad may have gained a little weight, but he's not some
kind of food-crazed maniac.
Homer: [driving past the school bus in a hijacked ice-cream van, stuffing his face] Oh, that's raspberry!


Homer: Remember when I used to push you on the swing?
Bart: I was faking it.
Homer: Gasp! Liar!
Bart: Oh yeah? Remember this? ``Higher, Dad! Higher! Whee!''
*cracks up*

And anything by ralph is a corker!!

Miss Hoover, I glued my head to my shoulder Heh -- Ralph.

So, you like . . . stuff? -- Ralph trying to make small take with Lisa

(cont'd) ... and my doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose-bleeds if I kept my
finger out of there.

Miss hoover I ate my crayon

Smithers: People like dogs Mr. Burns.
Burns: Nonsense, dogs are idiots! Think about is Smithers... If I came into your house, and started sniffing at your crotch, and slobbering all over your face, what would you say??
Smithers: Hmmm, if *you* did it sir?
Classic!! Dont you just love smithers??


I think that's enough for the time being. Ralph definitely comes out with the best one-liners

:D

I have more, but It will be too hard to read if I put ALL of them here :D

[Azura Hidden Inside]

Homer's alternative to a bigger house- . . .
Bart will sleep with us until he's 21.
Marge- won't that warp him?
Homer - My cousin Frank did it.
Marge- you don't have a cousin Frank.
Homer - He became Francine in '76. Then he joined that cult. I think his name is Mother Shibooboo now....

:O

[Alannah Rose Selene]

I always say the same quotes when these threads come up...but I never get tired of participating in them!

Ralph--"I bent my wookie!" (I got my boyfriend the t shirt that says this for Valentine's Day :) )
Ralph--"My button tastes funny." Man to Ralph--"Please refrain from tasting your button."

Flanders (referring to Lisa)--"Springfield's answer to a question no-one asked!"

Homer--"Na na na na na na na na...leader...batman-I mean, leader..."
Homer--"Homer not function well beer without!"

the Duff beer song at the amusement park--"Duff beer for me, Duff bear for you...I'll have a Duff...you have one too..."

Lisa (after drinking the water at the Duff amusement park)--"I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!"
and--"Can't talk, coming down!"

Patty (or Selma--haven't seen this ep for a while!)--"Oh, JubJub!"

Bart and Marge when Lisa becomes vegetarian--"You don't win friends with salad...you don't win friends with salad..." (doing a conga line around the living room)

Homer (again in the Lisa becomes vegetarian ep)--"It's just a little wet...it's still good!"

So many more too... :D
Alannah

[lacuna]

homer: but I don't even believe in Jebus!!


the epsiode where Homer discover why he so stupid, cause he's got a crayon stuck in his brain.


Marge: Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?
Homer: Yup, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.


homer:I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaaaming."

Milhouse: I told you, I don't know how that scrunchie got in my hair!


Burns: Excellant.

Comic Book Guy: "Last night's 'Itchy & Scratchy' was, without a doubt, the worst episode ever. Rest assured, I was on the internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world." (i think we all can relate to that one)


Ralph: "This tastes like grandma
I wanna twirl.

Dr. Nick Riviera: The leg bone's connected to the hip bone, the hip bone's connected to the...red thing. The red thing's connected to my...wristwatch...uh oh."

[YosemiteBear]

What about the one where Bart and Lisa are on opposing hockey teams, and they're fighting upstairs while Marge and Homer are both in the kitchen:

Marge: I guess I better go up there... now Homer, don't you eat this pie!

Homer: Okay! (Marge leaves the room)

Homer: Okay, pie, I'm gonna go like this (makes munching motion), and if you get eaten, it's your own fault! (When Bart and Lisa were fighting, Bart said he was going to start waving his arms and if Lisa happened to get punched, it would be her own fault)

Then he walks toward the pie making the munching sounds, bangs his head on the hood over the stove, starts screaming, stops all of a sudden and says "the hell with it" and starts stuffing his face with the pie.

Classic.

[Rose Bud]

Originally posted by Becca
Homer: [looking at ceiling] Oh Lord, why do you mock me!?

Marge: Homer, that's not God. Thats a waffle Bart threw up there this morning.

[Marge pries waffle off ceiling with broom, Homer eats waffle]

Homer: Mmmmm, sacreligious.

:O


Ohh you missed my favorite line of that scene-just before Homer eats the God-Waffle, he says "I know I shouldn't eat thee!" but then eats it anyway.

But yeah that scene still makes me laugh.

[MysticalChicken]

Originally posted by AaRonCraYZie
"Can't sleep, clowns'll eat me...can't sleep, clowns'll eat me."


Ha! (as Mrs Krabappel would say) I have a shirt that says that! Actually the quote is "Can't sleep--clown'll eat mea... Can't sleep--clown'll eat me" not "clowns." (but the shirt says "clowns") It was in my favorite episode, "Lisa's First Word." I'd be scared of that clown bed too!

My favorite quotes:

From "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Homer) [please forgive me if I can't remember the spanish part!]

Coyote: I am your spirit guide.
Homer: Hiya.
Coyote: There is a lesson you must learn.
Homer: If it's about layin' off the insanity peppers, I'm way ahead of ya.

After Homer eats the donut that he sold his soul for: "Mmm, forbidden donut."

Ralph, holding Star Wars figures, trips and falls: "Oww! I bent my Wookie!" (I swear I was laughing SO hard at that one.)

[MysticalChicken]

Originally posted by YosemiteBear
Homer (finding money under the couch): Twenty dollars? I wanted a peanut!
Homer's brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts.
Homer: 'Splain how!
Homers's brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
Homer: Woo-hoo!


Homer (when Bart lost Santa's Little Helper): Well, just sitting here crying isn't going to bring your dog back! So you can sit here eating can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food to bring your dog back, or you can go out and find your dog!
Bart: All right! I'm going! (runs out)
Homer: Damn! I almost had him eating dog food!


Simpson, Homer Simpson
He's the greatest guy in history
From the town of Springfield
He's about to hit a chestnut tree
AAAAHHHHHH!


Homer (after the whole family just saw his Mr. Plow commercial at 2 in the morning and they're now waiting for phone calls from customers): Well, that's it. Now we play the waiting game.
(family sits quietly for about 4 seconds)
Homer: Ah, the waiting game sucks. Let's play Hungry Hungry Hippos!


And then there's that scene where they're going into the witness relocation program and they're trying to get Homer to respond to the name Mr. Thompson...

You wouldn't happen to have the CD "Songs in the Key of Springfield," would you? All those quotes are on there (some of 'em might be on "Go Simpsonic with the Simpsons").

Another quote I love:

Apu: Hello gents, what will it be?
Milhouse: Apu, give us a Super Squishee.
Bart: One that's made entirely out of ... syrup.
Apu: Entirely out of... oh, sir, such a thing has never been done.
Bart (slaps down twenty dollar bill): Just make it happen.
(The Squishee machine bangs and crashes and makes other cacophonous noises, then dings)
Apu: All done! If you survive, please come again.
Bart and Milhouse: Woo hoo!
(They go outside)
Milhouse: It's so thick! (starts sucking, then coughs) Your.. turn... Bart!
Bart (sluuuurck) Whoa-ho, that's a good squishee! Ohh, whoooa, woo--(makes unintelligible noises)
Milhouse: Gimme that! (sluuuuck) Woo-woo-WOO!
Bart: Okay. We're young, rich and full of sugar. What do we do?
Milhouse: Let's go crazy, Broadway style! (they high-five)

[Alannah Rose Selene]

"Lisa's First Word"? Is there really an episode named that?

I bought my boyfriend the shirt that says "I Bent My Wookie". I laugh every time he wears it!

Alannah
"Springfield, Springfield--it's a hell of a town..."

[YosemiteBear]

Originally posted by MysticalChicken


You wouldn't happen to have the CD "Songs in the Key of Springfield," would you? All those quotes are on there (some of 'em might be on "Go Simpsonic with the Simpsons").



Yes. :D I have both those CDs. I love them.

The other day the funniest Simpson line popped in my head for no reason... it's a recent one. I don't remember the circumstances leading up to it but I think the whole family was eating breakfast and everybody but Homer ran out of the house for something... leaving Homer saying, "Mmmm.... abandoned breakfast. The sweetest taboo."

I know way too many Simpsons quotes. It's a disease, really.

[YosemiteBear]

Originally posted by MysticalChicken


Coyote: I am your spirit guide.
Homer: Hiya.
Coyote: There is a lesson you must learn.
Homer: If it's about layin' off the insanity peppers, I'm way ahead of ya.

[

Ha ha! That reminds me of another line from that same episode:

Coyote's voice (in Homer's memory): Homer, find your soulmate!
Homer: But how?
Coyote's voice: This is just your memory speaking. I can't give you any new information.

Or another episode where Homer was hallucinating (can't remember what it was about- I think it was the one where Homer was on a hunger strike for the Isotopes):
Homer (speaking to the hallucination): Who are you?
Hallucination: I am the ghost of Cesar Chavez.
Homer: Why do you look like Cesar Romero?
Hallucination: Because you don't know what Cesar Chavez looks like.


Okay... I better stop now.

[MysticalChicken]

Yes, there is really an episode called "Lisa's First Word." It premiered in Season 4. It's about, not surprisingly, Lisa's first word (which is "Bart!"). That was also the ONLY episode in which Maggie spoke (she said "Daddy" at the end of the episode).

I saw "Bart of Darkness" last night, which is an absolutely HILARIOUS episode. There are some great quotes in that one. That's the one where the Simpsons get a pool, and Bart breaks his leg, and while spying on people with his new telescope, thinks that Flanders has killed his wife.

Rod (or maybe it's Todd, I can never remember which one's which): Daddy, where's Mommy?
Flanders (hesitatingly): Mommy--had to go away. She's with God now.
Rod and Todd: Yaaaayyy!! Can we go too?
Flanders: Soon enough.
Bart (watching from the window, through telescope): Oh, no! He's going to kill Rod and Todd too! That's horrible... in principle.


(I can't exactly remember Bart's first line in this one, but I think the others are pretty close)

Bart (standing in his treehouse overlooking the pool): Attention! Can I have your attention please!
Nelson: Hey Bart, your epidermis is showing!
Bart (looks around for what's exposed): It is?? (trips and falls out of treehouse; Nelson talks over his fall)
Nelson: See, epidermis means your hair (Bart lands) so technically it's true. Excuse me a moment. (Nelson swims over to Bart, lying on the ground) Ha ha!
Milhouse (on the ground next to Bart, whose leg is bent funnily): Hey Nelson, he's really hurt. I think he broke his leg.
Nelson: I SAID "Ha, ha!"


(Previously to this scene, Lisa had told her brain that she didn't need it anymore because she had friends now)

(All the kids clamber out of the pool, learning Martin Prince has a better one, and Lisa is stuck because all the water went with the kids)

Lisa: I gotta think of a way out of here!
Lisa's Brain (smugly) Well, well, look who's come crawling back!

[MysticalChicken]

Oh, wait, I forgot this one (but I don't remember which episode it's from)

Nelson: The thing about huckleberries is, once you've had fresh, you'll never go back to canned. (Principal Skinner walks by) ...Uh, so anyway, I kicked the guy's ass!

[lacuna]

just a little correction, but epidermis is skin.

HA-HA

[Alannah Rose Selene]

"Bart of Darkness" is a seriously great episode!!

Alannah

[MysticalChicken]

Originally posted by lacuna
just a little correction, but epidermis is skin.

HA-HA

I *know* epidermis is skin. NELSON said it was hair, not me. And I should have put: "See, epidermis means your hair (Bart lands) so technically it's true. That's what makes it so funny. Excuse me a moment...."

[lacuna]

jebus sake, calm down. i didn't type that correction to mean you were dumb or anything, i just thought it was a typo. and i put the HA-Ha after it to emulate Nelson.

don't freak out or anything

[MysticalChicken]

Originally posted by lacuna
jebus sake, calm down. i didn't type that correction to mean you were dumb or anything, i just thought it was a typo. and i put the HA-Ha after it to emulate Nelson.

don't freak out or anything

I wasn't freaking out. (That's one of the things I hate about message boards. It's so easy to be misunderstood.) I shoulda put one of these :p but I didn't think about it. Oh well.

[Mentia]

In an episode where Homer reads the kids a book filled with stories (including Hamlet)

In the Hamlet story Ralph's dad gets stabbed in the stomach and starts bleeding..and Ralph says: "Daddy's chest is crying"

HAHAHAHA morbid but HAHAHAHHHA


-Annemarie-

[Alannah Rose Selene]

From the Mr. Sparkle commercial:
"For lucky best wash, use Mr. Sparkle!"
"What a brave corporate logo!"
"Join me or die--can you do any less?"

"There's your answer, fishbulb!"--Bart

Mr. Sparkle has to be one of my top 3 favourite eps ever!

Alannah