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hot kachina
11-05-2002, 08:08 PM
Cause I knew if you were you'd prefer I ask you here instead of email or PM or some shit like that.
chloe dancer
11-05-2002, 08:12 PM
very true. i very much enjoy my most personal problems being prominently displayed for everyone to enjoy.

in fact i could have been pregnant but now i am only birthing blood clots.

perhaps i should name them and put them in a tank with my sea monkeys.

you just never know.

ps. did you ever find out if that was chlamydia or just a yeast infection?
hot kachina
11-05-2002, 08:15 PM
would you believe it was just a good ol' case of crabs? Yeah those fuckers were running around everywhere.

By the way how far along are your nipples on their trip south? You mentioned they were elbow-low a few weeks ago, but you've been eating all those fucking peanut butter cups, you cow.
St. Theresa
11-05-2002, 08:18 PM
I'd post in this thread, but I think I'm afraid of both of you.
hot kachina
11-05-2002, 08:24 PM
Originally posted by St. Theresa
I'd post in this thread, but I think I'm afraid of both of you.

Ellen, I can't make fun of you anymore. Rob would come in here and rip me a new asshole -- or as he would say, feces holding molecular tissue vessel of rectal pressure muscular exit.
chloe dancer
11-05-2002, 08:27 PM
well if my shoulders are massachusetts my nipples are in florida. right around tallahassee. getting themselves some sun.

crabs?! i told you! did you put any in a little tank? they are cute if you feed them so they grow.

anyways you get back to your chocolate ice cream with sherbert on top (sor's low cal tip of the week)


oh ellen get your crusty bitter newly divorced bitch ass back in here and explain to this married hag how it feels to be single again.

ive already forgotten,
hot kachina
11-05-2002, 08:34 PM
Sluggie -- why don't you just take my advice and DUCT TAPE your hubby's spare tire up so you can see when he's got a chubby. You might be able to fuck like it's 1999 again!

PS: Thanks for the dollar-store tampons! I can't believe you're so generous! You'd think you had a bad experience with this "Big Mama" brand plugs. Gee I hope they don't make my poonannie unhappy...poor little itchy thing.
Ryoko!
11-05-2002, 09:30 PM
pffft this thread was totall rip off.
wasn't a baby in sight!
screw you guys.
screw you to HELL.
daystars
11-05-2002, 09:38 PM
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Martmaduke
11-05-2002, 09:40 PM
Maybe she confused slug with ryoko!, it could happen...
tully
11-05-2002, 09:41 PM
Originally posted by daystars
Starting this thread was utter BULLSHIT.

Regardless of how you feel about Slug (and I don't even know her!) it's completely fucking ROTTEN of you to post something like that.

I can't believe someone would be so totally insensitive!

:m

I can't tell if you're oblivious to the joke or brilliant with deadpan humor.
daystars
11-05-2002, 09:44 PM
obviously i'm oblivious considering i spent all day at work.

so sorry.

:r
St. Theresa
11-05-2002, 09:46 PM
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm....

Okay, nevermind.
chloe dancer
11-05-2002, 10:12 PM
relax you guys i just had an abortion.

im sure she didnt mean anything by it.
tully
11-05-2002, 10:23 PM
Originally posted by FastestSlug
relax you guys i just had an abortion.


*eats abortion for jesus*
hot kachina
11-05-2002, 10:25 PM
Originally posted by FastestSlug
relax you guys i just had an abortion.

im sure she didnt mean anything by it.

We videotaped the abortion to show the in-laws (they're so cute with kids!) I'll put it up on my site soon!
chloe dancer
11-06-2002, 12:16 AM
oh tully your so hot. ;k


yay !