the official lauryn and kristen should be doing homework thread

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5 days left. need to do work.
but instead..
at the forumz.

bah. :o

empty your PM box! ;S

this is my face for the rest of the school year: ;K

[theta]

:n

the smirky face is you! i see it!


:n

we aren't working!


you're my favorite distraction ever! i mean, the forumz too.


:O :O :O :O :O :q wannasmoke:q :O :O :O :O :O


i want to make neat smilies...but i forget them. how do you make the growly one? that grinds it's teeth?



*edit* :n :n :n that was my 300th post!

ok...for ME it is exciting...:r

:l

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thetahead= ;p
it's a ; and a p

ummmum.. i went to the gym tonight. hurray for me! i worked out soooo much and got soo sweaty. and i might go back! :n this time with maren, and do some streches like a pretty ballerina in pretty ballerina shoes.

i should be working.
hmmphm.

richie final on wednesday! ;X

kk+rg=;v

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happy 300th!!!!!!!!!!!!


;b ;b ;b ;b ;b ;b ;b

party!

[theta]

i just came from the gym!

ewww i'm sweaty girl too

i was looking for you but didn't see you...sniff...


;p

this? neat!


ummm so i'm thelma. and she said "SATY!" and i miss you and hope you are doing well with all the scary workness and your head and heart...and did you go to woodstock? and live with me! andi'm sooo tired. and i have stats exam tomorrow and i have not studied...:n

let's not even get started on richie. i'm so scared. i really haven't been working hard enough for this...:b ppoooo

:m :m :m


:g

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hi my favorite girl.

yes, i went to woodstock. i got you something and then i broke it. no joke. which scares me because when i told erika about it right after it happened she said, "oh, that's not a good sign". but then i glued it back together and you can't tell. so, good sign? maybe the breaking represents budapest and the glueing represents living together? yes yes! because we're going to live together! i'm so excited, lauryn! really really! see, look at all these exclamations: !!!!!!!!!!!!!
it makes me happy because it also gives me something to look forward to. it'll be neat when you are coming back from stupapest, but it'll be even neater because we'll live together.
don't worry about richie. i really think it'll be fine. he LOVED your last paper, so really, you're in love and you will get a great grade anyway.
oh, maren wants the three of us (possibly with joe too) to all go out to dinner as like a goodbye-y type thing. i know you have people to see before you leave, but let me know if you can go out to dinner with us. maren was thinking tuesday night probably. we wouldn't be gone long since we all have stuff to do, but it would be neat just for lil' while..
good luck on stats. you'll do great! just write some random numbers.

yes, you are thelma. and perhaps i am louise? ;)

-kristen = ;A

[theta]

i would love love love to eat with you. the one little problem is that i have a silly BRAVE meeting from 6-7. and we're supposed to eat there. :g confused. it was to make up for the party that was cancelled.
:(
so if it is tuesday then i will go with you but i will probably not eat. however, i will be ok with that. i wants to sees you! maybe you and me could study afterwards...or would we go crazy with distraction?! i don't know. but it's ok b/c i REALLY want to live with you! i am scared to get excited about it b/c roomdraw is so scary and risky...but it just has to happen, right? we'll be super suite sistas!

stats shmatz!

;)

sadistics and stupapest. :) lydia says BOOTYpest, which i really like. :) booty for me! booty booty like a...


PIIIIIIIIIRATE YEAH!

;o

lol i love that you were drunk and talking about pirates. you're my favorite.

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ok neato. so we'll go after-ish your brave thing. will you at leaaaast save room for yummy yummy desert/coffee? :)

yes, we can also do some worky type richie things too if you'd like.

oh, and i want to talk to you about room draw, because i am scared. but we will figure out how to live together.

man, i was so drunk and talking about pirates. i wish that you were there. you would have looooved it.

you're so my favorite :)

stupabootypest sucks ASS. err, i mean. neat.

perhaps we can propose the idea to fred barnes of just building a teepee on the side of annandale road instead of living in dorms. i bet he would fund it. :) fred and i are in love. :f

hiding now.

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1) you are the neatest girl ever.

2) richie and i are in love. but his test is going to bite me in the butt and that won't make me happy.

3) joe might come to dinner with us tomorrow. probably NOT, but he said that he "might". either way, i like you and maren a whole lot, so it's good for me.

4)ummm..andiloveyouawholewholelotandyouaresomuchfunandsoneat.

isn't the word love scary?

hmm.

;O

5) we're going to live together in a teepee next year! or.. maybe not a teepee... but just maybe a teepee.

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fuck fuck fuck fuck. richie. bah. *explodes*

*dies*


:g

[theta]

http://www.atforumz.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=169228


that will cheer you up

and no more richie!


:n


just brains...fuck. :g :g :g

this was me last night after plantains: :m

this is me five seconds ago: :c

this is me now: :n :g

how are you?????????

i claimed Amazing Grace/Til the Chicken instead of Fayth...do you hate me? I just really like it and wanted it. but i still looooove fayth like i looooove you and pirates yeah!

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you must be joking. TTC/AG instead of fayth?! :n

:c


:m


perhaps i will make an alternate forumz ego and claim fayth also in that case.

so. how are you? how is the writing coming along? look at it this way: you're almost done. and you have air in your tire.

today i was a big girl and wrote 4 pages an hour and got my thingy for first-year done. i am a baby genius!

so yes. my head hurts and i want to die. but other than that, things are good.

*sings to both of us* she needs to sleep like the ocean.. .

food now. :j

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you suck so hardcore because your PM box is always full. so yeah- we can't be friends anymore. my PM waits until you clean out your box.
:c








:a

[theta]

googly eyes looking to say hello to pirate lady...what's funny is that exams are over and i STIL:=L stould be working

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you should make yourself a pirate too. and then we can be @piratez.

oh my, i got you the neatest thing the other day. i found it in a closet at my GP's house, so i guess i didn't really get it for you. anyway, still neat. i'll send it to you in stupidheadapest.

god, i wish that you and i were the olsen twins. we'd do such a better job of being them. sigh. :o

come over! oops. wait. no. ;O

it's christmas. i already opened all my gifts. :f looooots of clothes (good. but uneventful).

bah. come over! :b

[theta]

:) :( :o :D ;) :p :h :r :s :n :t :a :b :c :e :d :g :i :j :k :l :m :O :q :f ;a ;o ;O ;b ;B

for you!

;f ;G ;m ;n ;d ;D ;A ;g ;F ;w ;u ;j ;k ;l ;L ;N ;P ;p ;y ;r ;t ;s ;z ;S ;h ;T ;K ;v ;U ;( ;W :] ;X {D

GUESS WHO FINALLY FIGURED OUT WHERE THE OTHER SMILES HIDE?!

me!

wow!

Most Pointlessest Post Ever.

[theta]

i made it two pages!

*does a two page dance of love*

;D ;X *experiments with smilies*

did you get my PM?~~?~?~?~?~

it was too long to send as one...i'm scared it didn't get there...much like my visa. :m

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lauryn look! no more OIT exposee!

;X


;h

[theta]

yay! i just PMed you...and then read one of your last PMs and realized that mine said a lot of the same things and felt weird like a copy cat but i hadn't read that in awhile so maybe we're just soul mates or psychic cleo people..."just soulmates" ha ha ha.

missing you. :m

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can we pllllllllllllease be psychic cleo people instead of soul mates??! :O juuuuuuuust kidding. you know that i know that you're not a copy cat, we're soul mates, silly. ;t

guess what? i'm SICK! yaya! :r i have a cold, and chillllllls and my tummy is weird :m so, i am at home, sadly tonight. but it's better than going out i think. i just don't have it in me.

i've been going to the gym everyday and i've been such a good girl. you would be so proud of me! i pretend that you are on the ellipticals with me. :b

we didn't end up getting the scarlet puppy :a

umm... might vomit? :t :m so i'm gonna runawayturnaway.

*says in redneck texas accent* i luuuuuuuv yeeeoouu.

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hi poo-poo platter! ;l i killllll myself! ;)
i'm going to eat with some friends. i will return tonight and call you. we will talk and be in love yay!

[theta]

YOU'RE the poo-poo platter.
YOU'RE the schmoopy!

schmoo-poo?

ok if anyone besides us ever reads this i'm going to feel ridiculous. oh well.

i SHOULD be in bed...does that count for this thread?

actually i'm going in a minute, but i wanted to say hi. HI. :d

can i have a cyber hug? i'm feeling kind of like a poo-poo platter.


here's one for you, just in case you decide to give me one. ;X that's kind of a hug...

*listens to your cd to sleep*

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lots of huggies for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!! of course! always!

;X ;X ;v ;h ;L ;k ;u ;X ;X ;X ;X ;k ;L ;k ;u ;y ;t ;t ;t ;y

go to bed, the priests are dead.. ;z
who could ever say you're not simply wonderful?
who could ever harm you?
sleep now, you're my little native american.

did i mention i am native american?!?!? :n

;b

ok, say it's noon in texas. what time is it in 'pest? i need to know these things.

sigh. love.

errr.. i listened to that cd tonight, and i felt so naked to myself. good thing you're in budapest and you're the only other person who has it! ;) :f :p

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p.s. do you think if i stay up until 8AM i can surpass joe's posts? i am coming up on him! i hope he doesn't get mad at me :) fingerprrrrrrrrrrints!

lauryn + kristen = -fingerprints + love^10020213913348

[theta]

one shitty thing: this computer won't let me see new posts until i hit reply!!!! :t
but that's ok b/c i wanted to reply anyway :) it's just weird...;a

another shitty thing: my bard mail is dead on this computer. i can check it, but i can't send emails...so if you get a weird address with a subject about stupapest and pirates, it just may be me. but someone might see that and randomly email you pretending to be me, so now i'm scared. ;u

i think you definitely might beat joe. he's going to eat you and smash you...;S but i'll send a plague of locusts his way if he tries.

anyway...noon in TX would be 2 pm in TN...and we are six from TN so 8 from you so 8 pm!

that was complicated

12pm=8pm. i am 8 hours ahead of you. lol probably when you go to bed i am already tired from the next day...weird.

i have to get up at 630 almost every day. blah! that's umm...1030pm the night before?

thank you for hugs...i think they worked. today was much better for me...;t

the saddest (in the good way...there needs to be a better word for that...do you know what i mean by that? can we make up a word for it? you give the first part and i'll give the second) part of the cd for me right now is after *cooling* when songbird says "for you they'll be no more crying"........there isn't a smilie for what i want to put!!!! ;N so i put that b/c i'm really bothered by no smilie and no word for what i want to say about that part...ummm wow i just realized that this isn't a PM. i'm going inside a box now!

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lsallalalallalauryn! we're both in this forum right now, but you're not on AIM! :a :( :a :( :a :( :a weeping kristen.

i have to run away right now. laura (almost ccalled her something that would be realling embarrassing on this forum, so i erased it. but you know what i mean right? starts with a "b" :f ) and i are going to see chicago right now. BUT when i return later tonight i will probably right you a lot and cry. not really cry. sorta. errr...

because today. something happened.. and it goes a little like this.......









i got the story of O in my passenger seat in my volkswagon passat!


i am driving my mom's car since i sold mine, but i am standing firm that the story of O has to stay in the car! yayayayyayaya!

time to raaaaaaaaaaace. race the downhill (aka time to leave to go to the movies).

getting that book was so neat, but made me miss you soososoososo much! waah! fix me.
have you read it?

really really. running now.
bye. love. hugs. fun. budapest.

btw, love your new sig! :)

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i'm such a dingaling because i forgot to post what i was tryyyyyying to say! thank you for the book! and i miss you. and i think you're neat. and i love you. and more later.

*hums hungarian wedding song*

[theta]

yay! i'm so glad it reached you. maybe if you need box time you can read it...it looks tres risque!
no, i haven't. i found it serendipidously tously? shooshly? in a used bookstore RIGHT before i left (okay day before-ish) and i died and had to send it to you from beyond the grave. i'm so glad you didn't have it already! unless you did...hmm...oh well

neat words mentioned today in academic endeavors:
TEMPLAR
ZION
MARY M[agdalene]

wooo!

and adam and eve which is soooort of related. sort of.

but read my journal for the SPECIAL one. unless i mentioned it already...eee! i think i did! poo.

you are so neato. tell me about chigago! i like the musical...

muah,
LLLLL

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get outta bed, laurynhead! wake up and play with me.
do you have AIM there?
do you have your cell phone there? (i assume it wouldn't work, but i don't understand foreign lands well)

chicago was really good. shitty= i had tickets to the musical when i got my wisdom teeth taken out a year or so ago, so i missed it. so i've never seen the musical.
BUT the movie was wonderful. i really loved it. not much to say except NEAT dancing! :n wonderful songs. umm... queen latifah! she's so cool. except she is int rouble in real life for DUI which makes me sad, because if you have ever seen her behinf the music, she's a very down to earth celeb and doesn't want to do bad things, esp with drugs and alcohol. so .. but that doesn't effect the movie at all, so this was a big long tangent. yay!

17 days. 17 days. 17 days. and thenbard. don't know if that is bad or good. so much hard school ahead of me. shit.
btw, do you know about bard computer science classes? hard? easy? bad? good? i like computers, i'd like to take on perhaps. maybe.

i'd like to sleep, but my eyes aren't heavy at all? why am i like this? fix me.

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someone's PM box is bursting at the seams! :( and i lost my PM. siggggggggggggggggh.

i think it was about my vagina and tampon prayer though.

[theta]

oh man i am so sorry :( i knew the PM sping haze cleaning time was coming, dammit.

poo on losing the PM.

i was a dummy and don't think i ever saw the note before this one. i want to see chicago! but i don't think it will come here...i loved the play once upon a time. and i think that i've heard that CS at bard is doable and not soooo bad especially not for baby geniuses like yourself.

do you like the vagina game?

i haaaaaate getting two tampon prayers a month now. wtf. this has been happening for months, though. lucky me with the extra non-bloodless road.

ew.

i hope no one ever reads this but us special kids. (here's my special girl!)

oh! someone just PMed...well not really it had to be sent via email...me about vienna tickets! it might happen!

soco, i think...yes, i think this would be much better than looking for scalpers...i would be so happy. send me a tampon prayer, please! and i will send you one about your tix...what's the deal with them?

you're by far my favorite one.

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here's my special girl! did she mention she's native american??!?

my uterus hurts. i want to get inside of it and fight whatever animal is clawing its way out. luckily, no pregnant! not that i would be, but when you read OIT and all these people get pregnant from like, using cellphones or something, it makes a girl wonder.

yay for you going to vienna! eeeeek. iwant you to go, but if she plays some song that breaks my heart for you and iam not there, i might have to break your legs. ok? ok!

alexis, call me later. ok? ok!

but i will sing it to you anyway.. "hear this prayer of the tammmmmmmmmmmpon. this is the string that will pluuuuug us."
it's a plugged 98 tampon prayer! i foudn the connection! i found, i found, i found a tampon.

i can't find good tickets. ticketmaster doesn't want me to even know that tori is in the room, and i can't accept that.

errr... ??? too many advil. i'm sorry :( i'm really in an intense amount of pain. my mommy called from work to see how i was doing and i started crying. it hurts a fucking lot.

are you really getting two tampon prayers a month? that's not good! something should fix that (something not someone. i'm afraid of saying "someone" because i feel that joe, although he doesn't post here, reads this and might say, "hey! i'l fix it." really i don't know what that means though so i'm probably just going to run away now).

oh my god, i am turning into YOU! *weeps*

but i AM a baby genius. thank you for noticing.

and i hate the vagina game.

god, i feel like something kind of maggoty, rolling with the fropperty.

your cloud,
kristen

[theta]

no! feel better, you! :(

i feel bad that you feel bad.

but i have to go catch a foggy bus that looks like a ghost now and riiide on ride on friends of the ghost bus.



*hug* *hug* *hug*

feel better, pookie.

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it says that you're online right now but id on't believe it.

sigh

weep

vomit



:a

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classes start tomorrow. so really this thread becomes truth again. ;O

[theta]

can we make this "should be sleeping" too?

i want to sleep 4evvver

it's ok. i'll get some seafood later.

actually i'll get some brain food later. tomorrow in fact. i'm going to eat brains and then wake up at 4am to go see tori? maybe? i hope? it has to happen, right? like, HAS to happen this week.

unsaid things.

heart vomit




bbbbbaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh

this is going to be an interesting couple of days.

i LOVE the word interesting. no one can tell when it means hurt or scary or fucked up.

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of course this is also a should be sleeping thread too. there are so many things that we should always be doing. but forumz instead.

vomits on soul.


life is giving me some hardcore lemons lately. bah.


:g

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awake and just doing ticket stuff blah blah blah. i almost have all of my tickets. but it just made me think of how much i miss you.. i mean, more than usual tonight for whatever reason.
the worst seats i have so far are MM, and that's at radio city which is pretty fucking delicious, i suppose. esp since i have GG for the first night of it.

like the other day i was talkin to christina, and i was telling her about our luck-- riverside, 1st row lowell, both of us having tori time this tour (!) and it made me sad. just because she isn't you i guess. but i don't want her to be you so all is good :) but she was like, "how old is her daughter now" and i accidentally said tash's birthday and she gave me a weird look. :f but it's ok, she doesn't think i am scary. she thinks i am neat. but i want someone who fucking knows tash's birthday and tori's birthday and about cornflakes and clitoraldectomiesasfdkasfksdlfk sor whatever spelling it wants to be.

just missing my native american teepee (arrow)head.

all of the teepee sticks outside of kline are gone. ;O

but none of this really matters. blah blah blah. bad mood, bad night, miss miss miss miss mis sf sdkfsdf you :a

[theta]

hi you
i just wrote your name on something! it is paper and has a stamp on it. can you guess? ;)

ummmmmmm

i miss you

i think kurt's going to start reading the forumz someday and i will feel naked and weird.

i have to go eat dinner now, but...I DRANK A FLYING DUTCHMAN AFTER THE SHOW!

it was soooo much better than the pirate captain, sadly. but you know which was more fun...pirates, yeah!

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you wrote me a thingy that i will get in the mail?? ! ! yayayay!

joe and i are um.. putting a delicious box together for you that won't be ready for a while, but know that we are thinking about you and good things will come your way soon.

bwuh.

run away tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurn aaaaaaawaa asda fsdf sy um, yes, i need to go now. this is a half assed post so i leave you now. more later. lovies and huggies.

kurt is going to read the forumz!? nooooooooooo!

[theta]

um yes maybe a little letter :) let me know if anything comes in the mail b/c i don't know how long it takes. yay for you on seats! neat girl you! i felt soooo weird at the show b/c no one besides maybe person X (public forum) would have known tash's bday and things like that and well, actually, that was nice b/c no one was trying to prove to me how much they knew or how many shows they had been to or that tori was in love with them. just a lot of really nice people who were so so so appreciative to get to see her play. :) good vibes.

lowell during little earthquakes was the scariest, nakedest thing ever.

but this crucify was almost as bad...i just knew she couldn't see me so well, which was good b/c i was convulsing in tears. like, bad. and i was so thankful for wednesday afterwards b/c it was not heart vomit. she sang really intensely "i have crawled my way back" over and over again at the end, and i felt all weird and scary...but then the concert's scariness went away a bit...for most of the show. and that made it concert instead of whatever i was making it to be...which was both good and bad. more good, i think, but sometimes a girl wants the scary.

so tired.

bed time for bonzo. things are really ok right now. are they ok for you? no bad night? i hope?

i lllllooooove you and amy say's you're "so cute!" b/c she said you talked a little near the gym. i agree!

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i'm jealous of your non-american tori experience. i can see how that would be a really good vibe.. things are so different here. and even more so, things are especially different on the east coast. texas shows were a LOT smaller and not as scary, imo. well really just austin..

oh, that crucify sounds like ouchie ouchies. did you hold kurt's hand? :a crucify hurts my heart SO FUCKING MUCH... but in an ok way, though. like i'm way beyond heart hurty things so it's ok looking back now. well not all the time but sorta ;O but i'm glad that a good non-hurt song came after crucify to soften the blow.

so glad that things are good for you right now. are things ok even though kurt moved out of the dorm? (he did move out, right? did i dream that?)

things are ok. too much working and schooling tears me up. i've been gyming a lot and i hurt myself, did i tell you that? errr, i am sure i did. i have a hip problem from ballet that decided to manifest itself now. :g my hip isn't aligned straight because one of my legs is quite stronger than the other from ballet, so it creates problems for me when i run, walk, etc. and my hip snaps everytime i take a step. so it hurts to move, let alone ellipticize myself. but it's feeling better so this was actually quite pointless. and i do believe i already wrote this to you.:c

yes yes! i saw amy at the gym and we talked and were in love. i was really into gymming that day. i hope she didn't notice. :f it was all dramatic and my hair was flying everywhere.

miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssssssss and loooooooooooove.

are you going to sing me a little tune, you're going to be in budapest until june for real? :a

i'm going to read the interpretation of dreams and sing you to sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep with freud now.

[theta]

so non-boxy things b/c i'm scared of PMs for some reason right now? partially b/c i want to copy all the ones i've saved tomorrow and that will take a long time. i have to do this sooooon b/c i know my box is going to explode soon...

are you still taking 20? how are you managing? i'm so glad you and frankie are in love. can it be a threesome? who teaches freud? is it neat? i'm jealous of brainy things! i ate brains!!!!!!!!!!!!!:n

things are pretty ok even though kurt moved. it's kind of lonely in the dorm sometimes, but his place is a nice environment, so i an enticed to schedule in relax time to go visit him. but not today b/c we were both a little off and had mucho worko, little of which have i done. his bill is coming (person, not paper...and no ben) on saturday, which is really, really, really neat for them and for me b/c i like bill. but it might be awhile before we have married time. but i'm ok with that b/c i have a presentation next wednesday and then next thursday, and that is going to be a lot of lonely library time which needs to be done.

i'm listening to austin right now...

i'm not SO scared of my classes right now, but that's sort of bad b/c i'm slacking off more. but things will be back on track by march...which is almost the end of the semester.

i want to cry when i think of trying to decided whether or not to stay here. it really all depends on the internship b/c i hate making those kind of decisions. i rely too much on "if it's meant to happen, it will," which is kind of a helicopter cop out and kind of really lame. i just don't know. it's so sad that the main temptation for me to come back is for tori things. i think my parents would not be into that, as much as they might like to see me home sooner. which actually i don't think is the case. i think it doesn't make much difference to them right now b/c they never call and i never call them. we email, and often about important things, but i don't feel like they would care that much since they are used to me being gone...kind of depressing.

i'm sorry your hip is all messed up...that sounds painful! :( i've been all weird and walking up and down stairs this week to try to make bad body thoughts go away. they aren't really really back, but i can feel them coming b/c i've been very normal this week. so i pace up and down a lot to make me feel better. and b/c kurt isn't here to catch me anymore! he caught me once and it was SO naked and weird. but it's ok b/c then i put pictures of dolly parton as santa claus under his door and freaked him out before the tori show.

tori. i did hold kurt's hand. i wrote a little more about that in a piece of paper...which isn't off yet but should be by friday. i hope hope hope it gets to you. i'm scared of budapestian mail. not as easy as pumpkins and little green men!!!!

god, woman, i have so much to tell you that would be SO much better in a teepee with pie. *garumph* :s

but it's ok. i have at least a moment every day where i know i was really supposed to come here.

but for how long is what i can't tell!!!!!!!!!!!!! :t

are you really still thinking about being gone when i come back? :( i'm not such a fan of that idea, but i feel hypocritical for saying that!

*sigh*

hmmm well, we will see we will see. if you DO decide to go away, is it ok for me to come visit you for a few days this summer? because i'd be really, really scared that i would never see you again, and half of what i look forward to so much about coming back is getting to give you and joe really big hugs and catch up on thingies. i think i could convince my parents to let me do at least one trip this summer. preferably, i could do a road trip where i saw both you and a certain beenie who really wants me to come out there, but if you're not coming back, i'd rather visit you b/c i'm used to missing her...weird and sad, but true. ;O

nothing's gonna stop me from floooooating. i had the neatest theta waves pre-sleep kind of experience with boys for pele the other week. you know when you're walking the line between sleep and dream and crazy images are possible and rich? father lucifer got some neat new visuals for me. and then on wednesday (!) i didn't tell you but i was in such a weird weird place that i wandered into a CHURCH. st. stephen's, actually. and i sat there for almost an hour, i'm not sure, maybe longer. and i played certain songs from pele. and it was intesely weird. i'm not sure why ihad to do that in an empty church, and i felt weird for not having silence in my ears, but i was in that kind of depressed dreamy state where you need to embrace the fogginess and just be with it for awhile. in whatever weird way comes to you. not something i could normally just walk up and do...but it felt good at the time.

ok naked.

runaway turnaway maybe no procrastination, maybe still some.

i'm presenting on the division of the christian marys (maries?)! i um sorta kinda stole the idea from you know whom. but i am excited for the research. let me know if you randomly know any good references to check out.

i begin the physical book search tomorrow. then later online.

blaaaaaaah

you just watch just watch watch what they do

*love* to you. what if i do this: [post28] does that make a heart? i try.

*muah*
Lauryn who should be doing homework

[long taxi ride]

wow, that was the most beautiful and longest bestest post ever. i won't even acknowledge it, except with a phone call. i really need to talk to you. :a badly.

i'm gonna pm you now.

[post28]

[theta]

i wanna listen to your CD and guess the fuck what. I dropped my CD player a few minutes ago, and it seems to not recognize any CD. :( fuuuck i can't live without CDs and have to scrape up money to buy a new one.

but this is funny: my dad sent me a box on jan 23. it got to me today. in it, among other things: a new copy of SW.

????????????

i'm really confused as to why he sent it b/c i'm sure he knows i have it.....:t my mom does, at least, b/c i tried to force mother daughter cherokee bonding by playing SW and Virginia and wampum prayer and others. i laugh b/c i now have sooooo many copies and two here. two here is good, though, b/c gold dust got a scratch at the end somehow. i=bad cd girl! i=bad clutzy cd player girl! :( i eat poop now as punishment. mmmmm tasty

*weird mood, forgive?*

[long taxi ride]

you have SO MANY copies of SW! ;l that's weird.. i don't know. maybe your dad thought that you forgot your SW when you went to budapest? probably because he found one of your 22145 copies at home in your room.

uh, so i tried to call. and well, it didn't work. still. tomorrow i get international calling card from the bookstore. maybe that will help? because your parents HAVE been able to get through since i couldn't, right?

bah.

please don't eat poop. it takes forever to get the taste out of your mouth.

the world is bleeding white right now.

i think the woman who i was supposed to buy my 3/8 tickets from is having a baby at this very moment. eep! i hope she's doing ok :) and then she can come back home and play with her baby and send me tickets ;) she's very nice. ... i want a baby!

;O

errr. so. anyway.

i am going to take a shower because i just gymed myself out.

love,
stupid.

[long taxi ride]

the forumz have been broken. is that your doing? :c ;d







;k

[theta]

:n :n :n
i brokeded the forumz!

how are you on this Saint Vomitine's Day? :m

i mean, ;n

actually, this is for you : [post28] because i do loooove you [post28], but i love you every day, not just on Valenpoop's day!

it's a forumzy valentine for you :)

i'm going to a party tonight and maybe a protest tomorrow...maybe i will have good stories to tell you later, b/c lately i've been a boring girl for stories...

have a good day and, if you kiss any boys today, make sure they are good boys that appreciate how meat you are!

love,
theta potato

[long taxi ride]

you definitely just called me "meat" instead of "neat".

[post29] but i love you anyway
on shitty mcshitty valenshit's day
yes said yes said *moans*
*humps desk chair*
*pounds computer keys*[post29]


i like you even if you have boring stories. you're by far my favorite one. ;O

ha. yesterday i was talking to cate and she was telling me that i say "girl" funny and then she said that she was listening to tori and i have somehow adopted the way that tori says "girl".. i find this insane because when tori says girl it sounds like this: "ggggguuwww(spitty noise)lllllllllllll(spitty noise)lll"
but it made me blushy and happy anyway.

there were so many eye shifty moments the other day in neuroskyence (cool kids spell it with a k and with a y). also in the vag monologues.. "and my father went out for a sangria".. things things things.

i am going to try to call you RIGHT NOW but it doesn't matter if you are there or not because it won't work. you'll see.

miss and love on love day and everyday,
kristen

[theta]

:n
Oh no! That's not what I meant at all! "sometimes you're nothing but NEAT"

whoops.

:f

well, i'm going to start saying Chattanooga the way Tori says it, just to see if people will look at me funny back home :D people will make fun of us and it will be great!

OH MY GOD.

today the best thing in the world happened. we joined up with this protest thing, right? really low key, but very interesting and with crazy peace mobile and loud music and people who don't wash their hair (like me today! i was too drunk to get home last night and rolled out of bed with no shower for the protest...i don't like showering in non-me places anyway...takes me awhile to claim a shower and feel ok using it) blah blah blah anyway so we're walking in this huge mass of 1000 people, and across the street, in between a burger king and something equally as boring like a bank or something, i shit you not, there was a PIRATE mannequin hanging from the building?!?! i have no idea what it was, and i surely have to go back and find out because it was the neatest thing i've ever seen on any street! he had big striped pants and a scarf on his head, and i couldn't see his face, but he might have been holding a knife in his teeth or something. it was SO neat. AND my friend tahlia found a "pirate dungeon" bar or someplace that we have to visit. neato! come here! there are so many pirates that you would love it love it love it...:O ....:(

so you got letter one today?! hooray! now i hope letter 2 gets there. are you in love with my brother for the neat song he put on my cd? it's so great :)

i had a dream where kurt was asking me to burn him paris plugged and secret time and i really really didn't want to, and i kept getting all weird about it and telling him ok maybe i could burn a couple songs off of secret time but NOT all of them and NOT in the right order b/c it was something special just for me.

and the night before, i had a dream that i fell down as i was roller skating (near a river in TN!) on a street coming out of my old high school. when i fell, this girl becca, who goes there now and is going to the nashville show, tried to help me up. i started talking about how jealous i was that she was going to nashville, and then went "oh well, thank god i still get to go to lowell in the front row." BUT THEN I WOKE UP AND REMEMBERED THAT HAD ALREADY HAPPENED! :( the same night i dreamt i ate an entire cake all by myself and woke up feeling all nauseated, thinking i had eaten it, but i hadn't, i was just hungry. what a weird dream time.

kurt has started having "tori dreams" (maybe that's why she isn't showing up in mine anymore, just tori things! she's living in his head! fuck! ;) ) and he told me that the other night he had had a dream that he and i were talking about the Boys tour of 1987 and how we wished we could have gone (but it wasn't pele. just "boys") and then suddenly we were there and in the second row, and she came out singing "BOOOOOYS BOOOOYS" (not on the piano)

strange little dreams, where are you going?

i'm stranded
and broke
and tired
and dirty
and have no form of ID on me
and have no transportation pass
and no homework with me
and i feel a little hungover
and i'm down to my last cigarette
how do i end up like this?!

waaaah that's my whining time

but seriously, last night was...well, i don't know because i spent the whole time passed out on a bench at this party. i feel really, really bad that i didn't do ANYthing all night, and i worried this guy that i think is really, really neat, and now i feel very embarrassed.

but i can't go back to the dorm and try to apologise to him b/c all my stuff is at kurt and dan's flat, and kurt just left so i have to wait for dan to do email before i can go back with him so i can look for my maybe-lost wallet (in which case i'm totally fucked) and then buy a fucking metro ticket and then go the fuck home and shower, get clean clothes, and be a recluse all night is what i really want to do. that wasn't a sentence at all. i just want to hide in my room now :( and it is late and i can't get anything done here...waaaaah

hmph

it's been a week since i talked to you! aaa! oh that's another thing, my phone needs to run back to the dorm very badly b/c it is almost out of batteries and needs to be recharged.

fuuuuuuuuuck

ok rules for lauryn.

1) don't drink on antibiotics (ha ha yeah right)
2) don't drink homemade raspberry romanian liquor with your wines
3) don't roll out of bed and go to a protest b/c you are groggy and forget important things like wallets
4) don't lost your wallet
5) don't be the bench girl all night! what's wrong with you?!
6) don't fucking forget your transportation pass b/c it makes things bad


hmmmmmmm

going to wander aimlessly now maybe

[theta]

i'm such a silly head. :(

i'm very sad finally hearing the words from tori's mouth "no more big tours for a long time"

it's so silly that i can't seem to live with the idea that i can't see her more. but it makes me SO SAD. :(

and i just let Camden 99 out of my sight for kurt's listening, and i feel weird and icky about it...but i did tell him a little about the dream i had where i didn't want him to burn my cds...that was a little weird. i'm a scary girl! waahhh! but i really don't have an excuse not to loan them out right now since my fucking cd player is dead and gone. :(

but he offered to go with me after my presentation to help me find a cheap one, which was very sweet.

*sigh* i'm a weird girl, and sometimes i like it (aka when i'm with you!) and sometimes not (aka when i'm in foreign streets paved with sand)

but no shows. :( when are we going to find out about any summer dates? are they completely out of the question? will i even be able to save up any any any money to see them and to convince my parents to let me go to whereversville, FA (Far Away, a new state i just created) to see them?! even then, you will probably be at a camp and i'll tell myself it wouldn't be the same and then just not go and be all grumpy all summer.

NO.

NO PESSISM LAURYN.

:(

it just makes me miss you and joe and shows.

i had another dream last night about being abducted away from you and joe (only you were kind of scully and he was kind of joey from friends and the whole interaction was kind of like this hug triangle kurt gave me and bill on friday..oh yes i was mulder)...but the funny part was when i said that my abductor lady would let me go to San Francisco on the 21st, a Tuesday, which was apparently that day in whatever month. I think I was assuming December b/c there was that 21st show in september. The idea of a concert on a tuesday sounded green in my head, and no comment on the california bit. but then i knew i had gone and maybe or maybe not seen the show, but something bad had happened because i went. and i knew this from looking at my hands twisting around a flagpole as tori emerged from the concert/courthouse on a magazine cover which moved and had mainly offwhite and pinkish tones to it...and then i called dave from hell just to say hey, what's up.

kristen poo where are you i like the idea of you dancing in my head and i was mulder last night in my bed.

we're so soul mates on your quiz! of course, by the time i got to that part of it, i had figured out what the pattern was, and so i knew you were white even though i thought of you and your scarlet scarf for red, too.

my dad got a busy signal last night trying to call me. do you get a busy signal, or something else? i haven't heard from my parents in ages, and i don't know how to fix this phone thing. :(

hey, guess what? i should be working ;)

um but i love the forumz even though i broke them. i don't see your posts that much in the MTF...am i blind, have you switched over to OIT, or no time?

i like that you and joe dance to gold dust. you're a gold dust woman. kurt and i slow danced to something at his valentine's day party deal, but i forget what it was. i liked the dancing. i never like slow dancing, but i liked that. actually, i generally hate slow dancing. it makes me feel weird, but not with kaiser k. plus, i was pretty drunk and silly.

i wish i hadn't have been a head down girl on friday...i would have liked to have talked to this dude for real as opposed to him being all worried about me. made me feel weird. and dizzy. but he was very sweet and gave me a sorta joelish kiss on the cheek. but i think i started really liking him, and now i'm in this weird "poor little drunk girl" position. poop on a stick for that.

on saturday i accidentally took the tram in the wrong direction, but it led me right back to the pirate, which, i confirmed, is DEFINITELY a pirate, but i still don't understand why he's there. it's the neatest thing ever. i'll take a picture for you soon. there were pirates mentioned in my crusades literature today, too!

and in the hell dream, satan brought me sugar (he brings me sugar!) which was more like pink honey and supposed to be a "cool, soothing drink" when i was talking to dave, but the packages had the wendy's logo on them!!! i can't remember whether or not it was, as they say, "sans maple leaf" ;)

my tummy hurts, and i'm going to try to go fix that. kurt and i have developed a sunday night chinese food tradition, but sometimes spicy things leave me ouchie.

missing you...[post28]

[long taxi ride]

am i a bad friend? i don't write you. do you hate me? i'm snowed in this box called tewksbury and i miss you and i thought about you and carbon and brambles and teepees SO MUCH tonight. it's such a carbon night for us to play in, time to raaaaaaaaaaaaaaace kristen says.

it's ok to borrow. i think. i mean, errr.r. i like to share with you. but no one else (maybe aside from joe) so i understand.

she may be aroudn in the summer. you don't think your parents would like me and you travelling to nowhere'svillle, usa to see tori? it could be ok if you talk to them and tell them that we are going ona quest to find our native american heritige, which isn't entirely a lie.

[btw, i'm real stoned. now i continue...]


so tori is real soon, and it's so fucked. and you're going to be in venice with christina (!). WEIRD WEIRD WEIIIIRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD. wait, that wasn't supposed to be in caps. um, so i'm real weirded out by the idea of tori in my life right now. maybe just beacuse i am stoned and i want to be somewhere else (home, where it doesn't snow 2 feet in one night). yes.

i like it when i dance in your head, much like visions of sugar plums.

it's ok to be head down girl just once or twice in life. all you have to do is not be real drunk the next time that you see nice boy. and that way you'll just be "girl who got really drunk the first time i met her, but who is actually incredibly neat".. and that is an ok person to be.

ha.i almost passed out in the bathroom at kline. i was real scared because i knew that no one would find me for like days. but i didn't and i was ok and i ate something that made my stomach eeeeexxxxxxplllloooddee. but thigns are betterrrrrrr right this moment.

sunday night chinese food sounds like an excellent idea. is it ok or is it yucky? i don't know how the budapestians are with chinese food. they might not be able to do it well. but since they are significantly closer to china that the hudson valley region is, perhaps it is better.

so i like pirates. a LOT.

i have a lot of reading to do for tomorrow so i should get a crackin'. i just realized we are totally having class tomorrow and frankie scal to the iizzzzooo wants me to do some extra research on pku, and like a dummy i said ok.

love and huggies and other yummy things.
kristen

ps. i told you download the here.in my head from brussels, yes? because that little freak outness at the end is ME RIGHT NOW. i might die here. not really, but sometimes i panic and it has to live in my head since i can't heart vomit on any of these people, as no one here understands me at all. < / pathetic kristen >

[theta]

listening to Brothers Three, and i decided to restart the computer just so i could post this properly instead of email because i miss the smilies :) ;) :O ;b :j :f :d

but the funny thing about it is

that i have very little of importance to say

some would say none!

;g ever notice that this one is called "ghost"? it's just your ;g passing through!

hmm....for you:

ghetto ;Ps and presidents
;Xing girl
god i love to turn my little blue world ;(
this thing you call ;h she :)s way too much
;z beauty trips me with a :(
exodus ;l
;u let's go, off on my way
and jethro's been on some ;fs plate long ago
why can't my ;b stay up in a perfectly windy sky
no ;o came
the priests are :g
senorita :bly turning away
and i go at :c time
:h on your island

okay, that's all i can do for now. my brain hurts. feel free to continue :)

um i think you are neat and wish i hadn't called too soon! i actually tried again before i fell asleep, and an accented woman said "this number is in use or unavailable" which doesn't make any sense since bard has call waiting. but it said that when i tried my parents after my first call to you. and then i dialed again, and it just beeped at me, so i frowned and went to bed. so when is a good time to call? is tomorrow okay? because i'd really like to talk to you now...maybe i'll try later today if i stay in the dorm until dinner...but i could probably talk longer tomorrow, and i have no idea what you're up to. you probably have intensely debaucherous plans for tonight ;) but maybe tomorrow you have to work on brain things?

i just did my favorite typo. once i typed in AIM, "my brian is mushy" but that isn't what i meant.

um

so hi

it's my brother's bday, and i want to say hi to him, too. but i don't know when he'll be around. maybe just a message. fuck! i wonder if i even know his extension anymore...oooh. should find that out soon.

okay i have to return to reading second wave feminist crap. it's really ridiculous. :r oh well. more fun things will come when we watch Tootsie and Gentlemen Prefer Blondes. plus, the article mentions Hitchcock's Vertigo. i love that movie so much. but mainly because there's this killer Faith No More video which is based around it, and i am *in love* with Mike Patton......*swoons* oh god it's a good song, too. maybe i have weird musical tastes...i don't know. but i know one good one! ;) once upon a life past, i used to act. it was my life. and in this one acting seminar, they assigned us an actress/actor whose work we should follow because we could "match" their style. beenie was told angela lansbury, and i was told jennifer jason-leigh. i had only seen dolores clairborne, which freaked me out, and i was jealous b/c i was obsessed with the musical Sweeney Todd, in which lansbury stars. so i kind of thought for awhile that that was the definition of how beenie was better than me at everything in llife, and i didn't really appreciate how neat jennifer jason-leigh is. (plus, she's much cuter ;) ) BUT THEN when my brother got me into FNM and i saw this video, jennifer jason-leigh plays mike patton's character's love interest (sorta, in that demented hitchcock meets early nineties fucked up rock sort of way). so, therefore, i WILL pursue her path, in hopes of smooching mike patton in a video.

the end

see, i told you i didn't have much to say!

but i have so much to write that it's funny

just cuz i miss contact with you, and these things give me the illusion of babbling your ear off with indian corn and piiiie.

lots of shifty eyes happened in the mall yesterday...you were missed muchly by a certain monkey.

oh, and i'm you girlfriend now, according to sarah?! lol! which sarah? i love it. beene and i STILL get that, and she and i haven't been in the same state for over a year. ;l (a certain bee keeper is drooling)

um ok real work time now

*LOVE*
a theta potato

[long taxi ride]

i just now saw this and i have to sleep or i will die (really just a nap). but i wanted to say hi and i love you and we're twins and we're in love. andi really will respond to your post. but not right now because i am naked and my boobies are exposed to the outside world.

[long taxi ride]

i don't like the new set up of the forumz. ;d

[theta]

i don't either...:c

sounds like an amazing show...i hope you are feeling better. was rattlesnakes amazing? glory of the 80s? enjoy the silence? tell me about this doughnut song...that's the one thing that i would have loved loved loved to hear. ha ha ONE thing? who am i kidding?! but ten minutes of doughnut song?!? :n:n:n and etienne solo...mmm...everything! did you get to talk to her too? joe wrote me about his wonderful exchange with her! that's so neat :)

:n

feel better, pookie

don't be deathly ill...

and, of course,

HAVE AN AMAZING TIME IN SYRACUSE!!!!!!

love you,
thetapotato

[long taxi ride]

can i just say that tori soundchecked father lucifer with the steve mcqueen bridge in syracuse? that girl is coming soon! :O

[theta]

:n :n:n:n:n:n:n:n:n:n:n:n:n:n:n:n

!!!!!!!!

lucy girl!

:n

wanna go...

:n

shit!

neat!

aaa!

radio city!

have fun!

hear it!

kiss it for me!

i can't be her, but i can take you to her door


god i love it...

i hope you are good, cloud. i [post28] you and miss you

[theta]

hey pretty piratess
i know you wanna tell me more about father lucifer in her new makeup...:b
i miss you a lot. :(

things here are just sort of insane, and i'm being a very strange girl, and tonight or tomorrow i'll have to be an even stranger girl because i will have to talk to a person who has been gone for a week...oi. i could really really use a teepee right about now. i mean, i'm in a fine mood, but i'm not ready to deal with things. anyway. being at a tori show with you would be even better...did you end up going to the third night? it sounds like the set lists were very repeaty. which is fine, but...well, you know. ;)

i think you would be in love with one of my new friends (but i think she likes kurt better than me!)...i had been admiring her coolness for a very long time and making small talk with her, but eventually it came about that she loves the sandman and listens to tori...so now i'm obsessed with her. she's so neat! not as neat as you, but neat nonetheless. but she's not scary...that's good because you're really the only one with whom i like to be scary.

i've been scary with rivers this week. i get river stuck in my head and know that i have to get to the danube, and i'll just walk along it for two hours if i have that much time. i wrote you a postcard from there, i think. i hope you start getting these things. :s not like i can afford to mail anything neater than paper, and they might be boring for you...but still :(

okay, work should be started. today is sunday chinese...i wonder if you and maren are new paltzing today.

[post28]love you soooo much [post28]
thetapotato

[theta]

kriiiiiiiiiisten...:(

whiny whine.

i'm being SUCH an awkward girl.

tell me to not be awkward.

no more run away turn aways...:m

i'm hiding in boxes, and i'm all weird and blah blah blah wah.

!!!!!!!!!!

i'm going to explode.

oh i wish i had a teepee i could hide away in.





that's all, i guess.

love,
weird girl

[long taxi ride]

need a teepee right now.

actually, class in an hour, so i am going to shower, do laundry, write paper, be real person, and hide from this right now.more later more later. yes, i'll try to be on AIM around 4. 5. or whenever tmorrow. yay!

i love you,
k

[long taxi ride]

p.s. 5 pages!

remember when our thread floated into OIT?! :n that was scary.

[theta]

OIT was sooooo spooky!

hi

i miss you lots. have you gotten my lost letter yet? i knew this would happen! so i made a xerox of it...ha ha i AM a scary lady. but i can't listen to that improv yet :( i have to get some smart boy in here who knows how to get around the system. i will work on that. i wanna hear about us!

saw hungarian drag queens last night. but i ended up so trashed that i could barely walk. no pukey, though.

remember that launch interview with T? where she is sitting on a bug or butterfly or mushroom and it is a cd you put in the computer? (circa choirgirl...a live performance of spark is on there, too)...did you get that? well, anyway, there was this one part which kept running through my head last night. you click on some bug which says something about the gay community. and T says something like "the gay community holds a very special place in my heart...back when i was very into, you know, 'i'm a woman! and i'm going to go out there and take over the world!' and then they'd look at me and go [she adopts a stereotypical "gay guy" voice], 'oh but honey, do it with the right shade of lipstick on' "

i wish i could remember it exactly because it was so cute and funny.

anyway

that plus the idea of mrs. jesus knowing more about women than most women were in my head. i was looking at these queens and thinking "my god, look at how they work it. i fucking have these things naturally, and i'm not taking advantage of them!" they could really teach me a thing or two, i believe. i imagine that i'm a drag queen's worst nightmare. i'm a bit ashamed around them. i think they probably shake their heads at my split ends and bandanas and ripped T-shirts and poor eye makeup. oh well.

i'm sick now and sound funny because i'm hoarse.

sick love yous,
theta

[long taxi ride]

[alien] [party] [YIKES]

what ARE these?!

[theta]

I MISS YOU.

the end.

[long taxi ride]

thetahead?!!!!

where are you?

[theta]

hey, guess what i should be doing...what's up with this reputation thingy? i just now saw it and you seem to have written something about it but now it goes away until i go back to it?!!?!?!?!?! ba ba ba black sheep i don't get it.

[long taxi ride]

yay! we're back in the procrasty thread. neeeeeeeeat.

um, i don't really understand the reputation so much either. i just know that yours says "theta runs with scissors" and mine says, "long taxi ride can't handle the truth".
nea.t

i have a hard time spelling scissors a lot of the time.

i have SO MUCH FRENCH to do. so i have to run away. asldkaldksldgdkfhnejrhesfewfaqrf.

um. you ran away after crazy class and i was sad. i was looking for you shouting "pony" into the abyss that is bard college. no answer. you looked sad and unhappy and cold and in a protective ball and i wanted to hug you. so.. [hugs]

[long taxi ride]

you aren't here. you aren't here. you aren't here. where are you? where are you? mmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
i can't find you!
but i also didn't exactly look.
i wanted you to be hiding in the box but you were not.

that's ok though.

i wanted to call you and find you tonight but when i thought about it i looked at the clock and it was 2:09AM. i don't know if you are up or not.

this is funny because you'll never see this post! we don't really play here anymore...

i find that most of my activity in life happens in the 2am or the 2pm hour. just look at the lj. it's real weird.

[post28]

[theta]

we play! we play! i no work! god, richie is eating my soul. i have a little plastic toy of freud which i thought would make this paper easier somehow but noooooooo

thank you so much for sending me the info. i'm not sure when i was thinking it was going to magically fall into my lap, and i had been avoiding making any sort of effort to understand the assignment

hey wait i am STILL avoiding that.

i have some bullshit written and am now wondering how to make it longer and less shitty

vomit on a stick=popsicle vomit=i am licking the grossness of my soul in the winter and getting frostbitten tongue

what the fuck do you think my paper sounds like if i just typed that?!

[long taxi ride]

finally. i am getting some theta love in the @forumzzzz box. woop!

your paper will be fine. but seriously don't stay up all night. richie's not worth it. (umm.. big richie 18-wheeler on the way to boston was AMAZING, by the way. i'm still not over that). and whatever you write will be good. i've always thought if you didn't really follow the prompt richie wouldn't care, as long as it was good writing. and you are a good writer. he loves you and wants to have psychoanalysis babies with you. the babies will all grow up and then you'll have a family practice in red hook together.

ummmmmmmmmm.

i love you!

me = weird. i called my grandmother tonight and asked her to send me pecans in the mail. the funny thing is that she said she'd do it tomorrow. do you like pecans? we can eat them together. she's also sending me grits. maybe i won't poop so much now!

i don't like
i don't like
i don't like mondays.
(that's tomorrow)

MY SOUL IS SO TIRED! but it wasn't being a vomit-on-a-stick soul today, so we are proud of her. she's trying to be a real soul.

and by a real soul i mean that this is COMPLETELY random and i am sorry.

write your paper.

love,k

[theta]

hey you no richie but me come bother you later in the night? i will call before i do since i probably won't be winding down until midnight or so...if that's too late i understand...gotta run away but i want to come kiss you on the forehead like joel! ps---go to 2nd floor campus center bathroom someday and read a sign i didn't make

[long taxi ride]

wherrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre are you?!

[theta]

it's 1am and i think i killed my opportunity. i told amy i'd come over for tea and was thinking that would only take about 30 min and was going to then come up to you, but we ended up talking a lot longer than i expected and i freaked out when i realized it was 1250ish...i suck ass. let's play soon :( here's an idea to keep open which is NOT play and should involve play as a reward. if our exam is wednesday, wanna have a study date for sometime fri sat sun mon or tues? after being good we can have fun (we can have fun before then too)

[long taxi ride]

yeah, we'll do the study thang. booooooooooooo. :a

[theta]

can i just say that i love that our smilie next to this thread is talking? sometimes he's my friend. he makes me smile. she? i don't know. you make me smile.

[theta]

six pages of love!

[long taxi ride]

I LOOOOOOOVE YOU AND OUR SIX PAGES.

hey. this is a record of our friendship.kinda. i mean, not really at all because we would definitely have more than 6 pages of friendship and love, but it goes back from when you were HEERE and then you left. and then you came back!

[long taxi ride]

are you here now? gah!

[theta]

i only now figured out reputation. sad, huh?

[long taxi ride]

CaR FULL OF US!

[long taxi ride]

i obviously couldn't handle waiting to see tori'strumpet44 or whatever the hell is going on. and oh my, is it good. i wonder if it's an imposter (in this country)? sometimes it's just too good to be true. you know?

love,
car full of me.

p.s. why the HELL doesn't the heart (post28) work? it's my faovrite!

[theta]

post28 doesn't work b/c you are lying you are a guy and you want tori amos gwen stefani is better i wwiilll stove you into the oven so why dont' you go eat yorself like a gindgerbeead man, long taxi ride kristen.

;)

i LOVE this shit

[long taxi ride]

i'm gonna fucking stove YO' ass, bitch! you and the gingerbread to-fucking-getha.

[long taxi ride]

you. are. my. pony!

[theta]

i wanna green dot your hot cop ass. but alas...i must spread some lovin around.

I LOVE YOU PONY!

[long taxi ride]

i hate spreading love around to others when i clearly only what to spread it on you.

[theta]

i know! *sigh*

~*~toristampon22~*~ thinks we should get married! maybe she can serve bagels.

[long taxi ride]

bagels at the wedding? we're too classy to have bagels at the wedding. it's only the finest venison for you, my darling.

[long taxi ride]

it still won't letme give you a fucking green dot. but i spread some rep/herpes/love around today, and apparently i have "given too much out in the past 24 hours" so i shall try again tomorrow.

you are the dragon that runs. my. life.

;k

[theta]

you are so yummy i could cook you up in scarlet's wok and make you stir fry kristen lo mein! and then i would pour myself a glass of your fine bottled kristen, as marnie suggested.

i got red dotted! i'm pretty excited about that.

[long taxi ride]

who the hell red dotted you? was it tp22? she HATES you.

but i love you and i am a bottle of fine wine and that's all that really matters.

I AM BREAKING. hahahha! empty smile. and i saw erin c in kline AGAIN today when i was looking really unhappy and scared (i think these are the faces i always make in kline, i didn't notice until now).

[theta]

it was liquidsomething24

no breaking :( i hope things are better right now. i am cold and tired.

i love you, too, but smark is starting to get jealous about these wedding plans ;)

[long taxi ride]

is smark really getting jealous? that seems ridiculous, as i am clearly the more attractive candidate for marriage.

[theta]

he definitely wrote me drunk mentioning our soon-to-be wedding. methinks he's getting territorial! you, are clearly the more attractive candidate for marriage. i could stove you into the oven right now. *stoves*

have a good day in the real sense with real goodness

[long taxi ride]

*stoves you back*

sigh. where are you?

[theta]

i bon't love you; i stove you. ;) JUST KIDDING I LIKE TOTALLY LUV U GRRRRRL

FALL BREAK 03 WOOOOOO!


;) ;) ;)

i thought i saw you in the golf cart, but it was a BOY. :(

i love you (fer real)

[long taxi ride]

bon't say you bon't love me!

STOOOOVE ME.

shit, still not doing richie. 2 hours later.

shit shit shit :a

[theta]

word, i know. but here i really am focused now, i promise! for one solid hour i'm not going to MOVE and NOT getting on this damned box.

*stoves*

[theta]

good morning richard gordon.

[long taxi ride]

god, richard gordon. today was "ok" i guess.

how's greg? let's balk greg.

[theta]

"I always have a packed suitcase in the hall, in case I have to leave all of a sudden. Well, as the matter a fact, it is never-unpacked one I never unpack it, although I know that those clothes should be washed. I always give them to the dry-cleaners at the next place.” -drrrty like us!

LOOK AT MY SIG.

[theta]

have i ever mentioned the main reason i can't handle my brother being so goddamned cool?

a) name
b) bday: Feb 22 (anniversary AND half bday)

it's just not fair.

beenie: Nov 11 (boulder)

me: hitler.

[long taxi ride]

me: george bush sr. and anne frank

YOU TRIED TO KILL ME (when me=anne frank birthday sist-ah)! ok, so that was slightly tasteless, yet so true.

[long taxi ride]

i KNEW that the muse found tori at 5am by the cucumbers! fuck, what if lg IS ta and we just don't know it?

errrr... so i just woke up. you know. at 4:30 in the afternoon. it's getting dark now :a

i've been having such weird dreams lately.

OH MY GOD i hope it's gyro night at kline because i love pita+veggies+cucumber dill (why is this stuff amazing to me right now?). but i'm still high from the amazingness that was green beans AND lima beans in the SAME FUCKING DAY.

fuck, i have to run away but i want to look for you later perhaps.

[long taxi ride]

;G


































































































:c



(richie!)

[theta]

;l

AMAZING.

you= ;N


no, just kidding you know this is me to you, marsha jean: ;L

[long taxi ride]

oh my. my my my.

it's scarlet's birthday and i can't find you. that makes me sad :a

but richie made me SO HAPPY TODAY. hahahah! today was amazing.

most pointless post ever.
love.

[long taxi ride]

november is starting off looking like october part 2.

sigh.

[theta]

[post31] = :m

november=.............? yeah, it does feel like october part 2 right now. i'm really cranky and down and emotional.

nov 13---we could try to watch oxygen again or something else?

i say we need some things to look forward to here in this world.

[hugs]

i miss you!

i'm sorry---i'm all strange when i talk to people today. it just feels very...blah ;d he he but that face makes me happy.

[long taxi ride]

http://search.barnesandnoble.com/booksearch/isbnInquiry.asp?userid=34T3C794C1&isbn=1842325175&itm=8


you think we're in there? under crazy students?

[theta]

if i wasn't before, i am now! bad girl skipped richie...

*looks worried*
"lauryn?!"

but i had a DREAM i was in his class...does that count?

where's that spanky smily...[mrspank]

[long taxi ride]

blagh..

just saying hi.

[long taxi ride]

the award for the most annoying avatar goes to...





























http://www.atforumz.com/image.php?u=8399&dateline=1061222289

[theta]

do you think it will happen?


i mean, really?



on yesssss the regulars are all over this shit.





i'm scared.




what if it doesn't happen, and even if it does if it is completely anticlimactic?!?!?!

[theta]

i want a musically punctuated conversation

"THAT'S Star Profile."
"THAT'S 'In Conversation.' "
"THAT'S a fish."


THAT'S a musically punctuated conversation, not a concert!

but it's still not in NY...:(

dear tori,
i'm 21 and dead in the soul. any books you would recommend?
thanks,
me

[theta]

[post28]
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ps- your favorite is working again

i [post28] you!


[piano] ---pony and china for easy piano

[long taxi ride]

i think it will be good. it will be anticlimatic (it was in chicago in some ways), but the bottom line is that it's tori. i'll take anything that i can get.

can we show her scarlet's diary?

i'm happy that my button is working again!

we should talk about this nov 24th thang/ but definitely wait until your mother leaves ;)

[theta]

http://www.atforumz.com/showthread.php?t=215637&page=1&pp=15

LOL

"long maxi pad i'm nont atrick like you"

i don't understand, but i do know what your new name is. ;l

[theta]

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;N

[theta]

ew i killed the page. i will change that later.

[long taxi ride]

dear god,

I AM DYING.

love,
kristen

[Lipgloss Boost]

Do your homework, damnit! ;X

[long taxi ride]

SHIT! we got caught!!!!

[theta]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*hides and doesn't do hw*


but look:

More Details about the Nov 24, 2003 signing at Village Tower Records in New York City

From Thomas Bugarin:

I just wanted to let you know some info about the Tori Amos signing at Tower Records Village Store. Once you buy your CD at Tower, you must take your receipt to the Customer Service Desk (across from the registers) and ask for a pass for the signing event. They place a yellow sticker on the receipt with the Tower Records logo on it (and some other writing on it....not sure exactly what it says since I dont' have it in front of me) and on a master list, they write down the receipt number. They also number the receipt by hand, and this number is written on the master list, with the receipt number (Mine was #89, which I'm assuming means only 88 people before me got the sticker).

THIS PROCEDURE IS NOT ADVERTISED ANYWHERE IN THE STORE! (Very irritating) I happened to find this out by overhearing one of the workers talking about the midnight sale of the CD on Monday Night, so I asked about passes.

Beyond that, there IS a sign saying Tori will be in the store at 6:00 and that only one item will be signed.


From Abbuford (This was posted to the Precious Things mailing list):

Besides what was already posted, you MUST buy your CD at that particular Tower location (692 Broadway, in the Village) in order to receive a wristband to get in line for the signing. They are only letting in the first 200 people and they don't know yet when they will allow people to start lining up.

[theta]

pony: all i'm sayin is that i left you a note on the kline comment board (not in the white parts)

hurry before they take it down!

[long taxi ride]

I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS PAPER.

i HAVEN'T STARTED.

i have to turn it in tomorrow because i am leaving tomorrow for turkey day (i remember a bird. and forks going down at the table...)

I HAVEN'T STARTED AND I DON'T WANT TO DO IT AND I DON"T CARE AND I AM GOING TO POUT UNTIL IT GOES AWAY!!!!!!

love,
pony

[theta]

BARBIE CALLED ME.




:m


*richie looks worried and serious*


*goes into moratorium freak out 96 style*



happy thanksgiving!

[theta]

http://www.yessssforumz.com/showthread.php?p=21163#post21163

for you [post28]

[theta]

poooooooonnnnnyyyyyy


i can't work :(

i'm a pu pu platter.

[theta]

http://www.atforumz.com/showthread.php?t=217707

for you!

[long taxi ride]

"welcome our newest member ErinCannan"

[theta]

http://www.atforumz.com/showthread.php?t=217870

[long taxi ride]

that pic of tash is such a tease, i feel. :(

my "pony pirate" went away. did yours do that too, or did you choose it to be like that? annoying :r

get me away from here i'm DYING!

[theta]

i tried to change mine to "TOGETHA BABE" and it disappeared :(

pony pony pony it's the fifth of december!!!!!!!!



feel better

[theta]

testing pics

[theta]

does this work?

[theta]

what about this?
(why are the friendster ones okay but nothing else?)

[theta]

and bigger?

[long taxi ride]

POOOOOOOOOOONY! i'm failing at life.

[long taxi ride]

i just want to post a lot and make up for not being here.

[long taxi ride]

is that ok with you?

[long taxi ride]

this place is kinda boring me lately though.

[long taxi ride]

but so is livejournal.

[long taxi ride]

and friendster.

[long taxi ride]

and AIM.

[long taxi ride]

and ebay.

[long taxi ride]

i'm listening to:

[long taxi ride]

pandora's aquarium.

[long taxi ride]

and then i think i will listen to maybe some more choirgirl.

[long taxi ride]

the forumz are slow. i don't think they like my excessive posts.

[long taxi ride]

Page 11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!jjslakjslaks Tp22!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[long taxi ride]

hahah. i suck.

whatever. both of my ears are infected. wtf else am i going to do?

i miss you.

so excited for the crazy early drive to albany on not the 5th of december, but 19th of december.

[long taxi ride]

p.s i'm ready for 2k posts, this 1900 is shitty.

[theta]

i made this for you


*edit* it's too big :(

[long taxi ride]

HAHHAAH! i got it and i love it. :) thanks pirate friend.

[theta]

i=SUCH an artist, no?

;)




sorry i'm crazy these days. miss you :(

[theta]

oh, and i LOVE your new title.


you're almost at 2k! wooo!

[long taxi ride]

i'm such a slut

[long taxi ride]

because i am definitely using my last two posts here.

happy 2000 to me!

[theta]

yay 2000 it's the millenium party

Y2KTR?

bad


pony are you up? your light was out when i walked by, so i'm scared to call...

[long taxi ride]

POOOOOOOOOOOOONY! i miss you.

[theta]

pony i miss you too :( and i'm in a lot of trouble with school. heh. back to barbie.

[theta]

ps- i wanna go home NOW

[theta]

well, my 1200 is nothing to your 2K, but i sort of skyrocketed from the 800 i had recently...i got REALLY into the forumz. i doubt i'll ever go on them at home. anyway, i love you a lot, and you really helped cheer me up and put things in perspective tonight.

pony pony pony what would i do without you (and richie!)

[long taxi ride]

10:48
it's the eleventh hour. literally.

now is when badness and sadness sets in.

uuuuuggggghhhhhhhh

on the bright side, i got to talk extensively about G spots in a BRAVE meeting tonight.

on another bright side, someone from call box "Alex" left me a message. "Oh Lauryn, will there ever be a rainbow? [fade in weird flute music, fade out]"

(don't tell, but i think it was bryan)

it's the little things in life that keep you sane.


12:15ish
EDIT: via coffee, an academic muse has suddenly shown her face! she wears the mask of william shatner as i dramatically* read my title, "Shattered Mind: The High Cost of Language" (let's play "whose title structure did lauryn rip off/give tribute to in hopes of inspiration?")

here we fuckin go motherfuckers. the best kind of paper to write last minute is the kind where you wonder if the professor will actually accept it since it veers away from the topic...muah ha ha it begins. i'd forgotten how much adrenaline this brain shit can give me...mmm yes words yes knowledge coffee yes yes yes mmm quotes yes yes yes

“Schizophrenia is the price Homo Sapiens pays for language.” -Crow

*afterall, i have to rival the most dramatic title ever, "IS THERE NO PLACE ON EARTH FOR ME???"

i'm so scared i can tell you that that painting has a headache.

EDIT 1:09 am
holy shit! i'm pregnant with an idea, and my water just broke!

i've also learned that i am allergic to apples from Walmart. another fruit bites the dust. now what to do with the four more that i have to get rid of tonight?!?!

i love the feeling of remembering why you love something/someone. in this case, i'm falling in love with psych all over again. i feel manic. this paper may never happen, but it is worth the high.

remembering the day dad intercepted a letter from uncle tom from prison which included in a scrawled hand, "if you don't get the money i will bite you and you will get AIDS." remembering tom.

1:27 notepad to self:
conclusion sylvia's intelligence reinforced by not being similar to patients in delisi study? or fault of delisi? or due to sheehan's rewriting---noticing that this paper has errors but i think richie will forgive. she may betray all that she loves and even wait for their saviour to come and in some things maybe he'll be right but as always the thing that he loves he will change from sunwise to clockwise to soultrading but she will lay down her body covering him all the same oh virginia you can't remember your name the red road carved up by sharp knife (SK=jackson made deals=at least he killed all those injuns sayeth steinmetz=twenties=old hickory====i wish i had that book. it was a good source.)

1:43 reminders for break
call mik call becca call suzanne call beene eat eat eat gym gym gym send packages do sanskrit?! do sanskrit ask dad about brains what about brains god and brains probably library sleep don't sleep give david tape david david david!!! grandpa! dogs! mom talks! spice tea! pumpkin pie! big bed...biiiiiig bed...paper? paper!!!!! shit

1:49
"I think the Cowardly Lion was secretly married to Judy Garland. " -Sylvia

Not Judy G Not Jean Jean with a hallowed heart

2:08
brain needs help after typing and typing and typing sylvia's soliloquy. makes brain do rambliness too! stop brain stop! stop on pop!

this helps me keep an eye on time and is like eating when you are hungry so that you don't get distracted by the need to eat/write a random thought down. it's how i am doing it. don't judge.

frumkin is kind of poetic...methinks they know secrets.

"Israel is the promised land, but New Jersey is Heaven." sounds like Ginsberg

"but Joyce’s house isn’t built on a rock, it’s built on sand. It’s a sand castle" sounds like a tori metaphor or jimi hendrix.

“I called Prince Charles Chuck. I’m Peppermint Patty. Charles Schulz is the headmaster of my highschool. My sister, Joyce, went to college and got snooty. She left me and she took Cozy Carrot with her. " sounds like my journal on some days!?!?! i'm scared.

*evil cackle* this is not going to be what richie expects nor wants.

2:40
neologism! new favorite word.

i was reading intensely, and outside my window far far away i definitely heard a woman scream "SHUT UP!" i know that it was real, but it was outside my window, and amy didn't hear it. at this hour, under these circumstances, reading this material, one gets scared briefly. however the mere fear means that i am okay, according to dad. *mumblesofonsetbeinglaterforwomenthanmenandsoiamnotyetoutoftheonsetrangeandgenesgenesgeneswithahallo wedheart!* that was meant to confuse you because i am scared to discuss genetics in a truthful manner.

2:48
lol bells are ringing now. but amy hears them, so it is ok ;)
"and since you're shaped like a croissant is, the fact is she's gotta love a guy like you! a guy like you--you really ring the bell! you're the bell-ringer!" name that disney bastardization of a classic!

3:13
contractions are becoming more painful and more closely together. however, no drugs have kicked in, and this HURTS.

*aren't* *can't!* *'zup?* *didn't!* *COULDN'T!!!!!* *WOULDN'TCOULDN'TSHOULDN'T!!!!!!*

breathe

4:00
okay the head of my idea is coming out, i think, or are those feet?! oh my god a breeched idea!

owowowowowowowow belly want food. maybe another apple. head want sleep. back want rub. lauryn want hug. paper want completion and coherency. mouth want cigarette.

no.

i'm a good girl.

apple.

my god, i took on too much for a fuckin intro class jack off paper. this could be my bloody senior project.

WAIT. hmmm

i wanted to incorporate language...but i'm somewhat obsessed with learning about schizophrenia as a defense...hmmmm...we'll see what i think about this when in a correct mindset. WORDS AND BRAINS!!!! it's perfect.......god bless the "mobile reference section" of the library. they have so much shit back there that doesn't take up space AND you get to wheel the shelves in and out and feel cool and then get scared of them crushing you.

neat!

i had a really deep thought today and then i forgot it.

what's so great about really deep thoughts? um they are grrrrrrrrreat like tony the tiger. what's not great about them?!!

*calls into the wilderness, a la rosencrantz, "IS THERE NO PLACE ON EARTH FOR MEEEEEEE?"*

1-Love

5:19
having broken the regurgitation of information at 5am, one such college student undertook the humbling task of seeking rejuvenation in the snow muffled morning madness and silence. canned corn and chai were thusly made by means of one such Hot Pot, unrespectively.

5:21 am Restate My Hypothesis
Sylvia Frumkin's disordered soliloquy at the end of the book is not representative of DeLisi's recent study of schizophrenic soliloquy. mathematics is the language of nature. nature + nurture is the mathematics of language deviation.

5:25 am Restate My Hypothesis
Hair in the sink in which corn is made, no matter how similar in appearance to pubic hair, by laws of karma will not equal pubic hair.

5:27 am Restate My Hypothesis
Snow falling outside student's window, while equalling beauty and tranquility in a night of madness, by laws of murphy will equal flight delay, and thus by transitive property will equal turkey delay.

5:29 am The Realization that the only solid food I have consumed in the last 48 hours have been apples, corn, and cookies. one doughtnut and five peppermints also.

5:30 am The Realization that labor is a long and painful process. Devoid of drugs, a caesarean is being discussed.

5:32 am PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSH!

6:24 am
well, she was a long, hard delivery, but the girl is out now and the mama wants to sleep. i'm actually waiting to see if there are any birth defects with this little idea...we'll see in a couple hours when i'm a bit more alive.

[theta]

wow, kristen, you sure are psycho. i can't believe you sometimes with your weird baby analogies when you write papers.


everybody, come in here and look at my weird friend kristen! she's SCARY.












*eats you*



;)


[post28]

[theta]

oh pony, will there ever be a rainbow?

[theta]

i was gonna red dot your ass but i seem to be givin it to you too much these days

ha

[theta]

Ha! I Can See You!

[theta]

Excuse me, can you direct me to the nearest example of kristen writing scary things online?

[theta]

her livejournal?? oh okay

[long taxi ride]

Stoooooooooooooooooop!

[long taxi ride]

theta.diary-x.com

[long taxi ride]

livejournal.com/users/peleblow

[long taxi ride]

I WIN! i like to win.

[long taxi ride]

livejournal.com/users/richardgordon

[theta]

what's that? kristens TWO scary journals???

[long taxi ride]

no those are defintely your livejournals.

[long taxi ride]

richard gordon!!!!!!!!!!! erin cannan!!!!!!!

they both read this.

sigh.

...off to another shitty class now :(

[theta]

richie gave a baby update!

[long taxi ride]

we're scary. i don't like how we've transfered our tori amos obsession onto richard gordon.



[post25]

[theta]

but..........her new album won't be out for ages! what else were we to do?!!?!?!?!?!?

[long taxi ride]

i don't know what to do about that... but richard gordon cannot be our new obsession.

maybe jim eigo? HOTTTTT.

[theta]

i miss you pu pu platter pony

send me yor digitz sometime and i'll call and quote richie for you.

(2060--your post number--is aesthetically pleasing!)

[bobby, the bee collector]

Knock knock.

May I come in?

[theta]

come in! bzzzzzzzzzzzz

love love love

[long taxi ride]

poooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[theta]

if you go to france, you'd better bring us snow cherries, friend.

[theta]

http://www.atforumz.com/showthread.php?p=3263643#post3263643

oh he's the one, the only one, hulk's the only one for me.
my friends all tell me you're bad to the bone,
please be bad to me.

[theta]

i just said hello to our new friend on lj randomly...eee!


did i mention that i awkwardly said to Scarlet Girl that we should make out when we both kind of jumped when Cruel came on a mixed tape in kurt's suite? it was so awkward b/c i forgot that a) sometimes people take that literally! and b) i know people who really do want to make out with her, and i think they were there!

i should be reading richie. story of my life. maybe i'll go on webct instead!!! [frog]

[long taxi ride]

llllllllllllllloooooooooooooooovvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeee me!

who is scarlet girl?

[theta]

scarlet girl is the one who had the button and we both freaked out in kline and i approached her awkwardly one night.


i am sad and needed to be in this safe happy thread for a minute.


i looooooooooooooove you

i will louvre you in the springtime of his 05 voodoo

[long taxi ride]

right right.

i louvre you all the time. but i can't wait until you louvre me in the springtime of my fraunch voodoo.

umm... did your brother and his girlfriend break up? je suis confusee.

[Lipgloss Boost]

Hey Ladies! So we just got in from the bar. Clint & I don't do Valentine's Day on the 14th, we celebrate on the 15th. It's a retro bar; he hates '80s music but I don't! I start midnight to 8am shifts tomorrow night so "we" were supposed to do a practise run tonight but Clint is way too tired so he just left. I'll be up for a few hours on here. i plan to then watch Finding Nemo then go to bed. How are things with you two? Come visit me at SATY when you ladies have a moment! :b

[theta]

hi there! how did the practise run go?

by the way, i loathe valentine's day, i think, so i think it's kind of neat you do it on the 15th :)

finding nemo is soooo good. i like SATY! pony pie ltr, you should come over, too. i've been shy about posting so far, but it's a nice place.

but then again, you don't get drama threads like the one i got this from:

[theta]

oh nevermind, blah

[Lipgloss Boost]

I made it until 7am, then passed out. Tonight (or rather last night...) was the real thing & it's 9:30am & I'm still up. I just thought I'd check-in with you ladies first. By all means, don't be shy! I don't allow drama over there since we all know what hell I went through over on this board! You ladies take care. I have to catch a bunny hopping around my apartment & crash. *Zzzzz!* :b

[theta]

i like the SATY forum a lot :) i'm trying to moderate my internet time (hard to do!!!), but it's a very warm community from what i have seen so far.

pony pirate: i heard you weren't in class (from bridget), and i am worried! i hope you are okay!

[theta]

ltr--ashley got banned :( i'm reporting to you for her from the SATY forum. :( we talk more in person not where eyes watch spookily.

[Julie]

Ashley was banned because she was using SIMPJs to harass other members. That was against the policies of that handle, and her IP was the only one using it for that purpose. We can't allow abuse of a handle that is used for healing.

[theta]

[post34]

GUESS WHO???

[long taxi ride]

where are you?! halley and i are going to study!

[long taxi ride]

you keep me searching for a heart of gold.

[long taxi ride]

so frustrated with everything that i have to do! bah........

[KevinMittens]

;) Ladies: It's me. Shhhh....
I miss you both!
You know where to find me!
E-mail me. *hugs!* :b

[theta]

km, *muah* ;)

ltr: my soul is dead i miss you wwaaahahahahhahahahahhahahh *dies*

[long taxi ride]

http://www.atforumz.com/showthread.php?t=228347

(look 8 or 9 posts down-- i can't remember which--.. there is a special word there for you)

[theta]

*orgasm*


dear pony, let's play sometime after this pooper is written if you can. i miss you :(

[theta]

*edit*
i hope you know how much i love you pu pu platter.