let's have another STUPID LYRICS thread!

[Lite Sneeze]

Okay, I'll start.

Backstreet Boys or some other boyband, can't remember:

"Girl, your lipstick tastes so sweet!"

Toni Braxton - Spanish Guitar:

"I wish you'd hold me in your arms
Like that Spanish guitar
And you would play me through the night
All night long
I'd be your song!"

I lmao everytime I hear this song, it's hilarious. Carry on... :)

[Veronika]

Every Spice Girls song...Every Backstreet Boys song...Every N' Sync song...every NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK song...

you see the progession!!! Or regression, as it were. :g

Veronika

[crystalline]

There was some commercial where the country singer Tim McGraw is singing live on concert and he goes,
"I got barbecue sauce on my white t-shirt"
I thought that was pretty lame. Who wants to know about that? Puh-leasssse!

[Bogdi]

this takes the cake: introducing, O-Town!

Posters of love surrounding me
I'm lost in a world of fantasy
Every night she comes to me
and gives me all the love I need

Now this hot girl, she's not your average girl
she's a most erotic dream from a magazine
and she's so fine (damn!), designed to blow your mind
she's a dominatrix super-model beauty queen

I dream about a girl who's a mix of Destiny's Child
Just a little touch of Madonna's wild style
with Janet Jackson's smile
Throw in a body like Jennifer's
you've got the star of my liquid dreams
My liquid dreams

Angelina Jolie’s lips to kiss in the dark
Underneath Cindy C’s beauty mark
When it comes to the test well Tyra’s the best
and Salma Hayek brings the rest

Now this hot girl, she's not your average girl
she's a most erotic dream from a magazine
and she's so fine, designed to blow your mind
she's a dominatrix super-model beauty queen

(CHORUS)

Looks ain’t everything
She’s got the sweetest personality
Like Halle B
My mama thinks I’m lazy
My friends all think I’m crazy
but in my mind
I leave the world behind

Liquid dreams, my liquid dreams
Water falls and streams
In these liquid dreams

;l;l;l;l;l

[Dangermouse]

ok. I love old Sting stuff but there`s this one line in Russians.

We share the same biology regardless of our geology.

um.. it rhymes but it don`t make sense :)

[blackdove]

"my liquid dreams"?????

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that isn't appropriate for the Disney channel!!! ;l


anything by Aaron Carter. or anybody under the age of 14 trying to write a song ;d

[*Fiercest Calm*]

LFO SUMMER GIRLS
worst song ever written
it has to be
it's so stupid and pointlessssssssssssssss

[rubberbandgirl]

This lyric is pretty sick rather than stupid -
"I'm as serious as cancer when I say Rhythm is a Dancer"
Rhythm is a dancer by Snap

More stupid lyrics
"Won't you help me put my truck in gear" Island of Lost Souls by Blondie. What???
"I love you from the bottom of my pencil case" Song for Whoever by the Beautiful South. Awful song.
"My selfish gene it fills my spleen with bile" My Selfish Gene by Catatonia. I love Catatonia but this lyric is pretty dire.
"I like to singy singy singy like a bird on a wingy wingy wingy" Impressive Instant by Madonna. The worst part of an otherwise good song

[blackdove]

i'll never forget this rap song i heard in 6th grade...

"I'M GONNA THROW YA DAMN BODY ON THA MUTHAFUCKIN' LAWN!"


speaks for itself.

[chrissytina]

Originally posted by rubberbandgirl
"I like to singy singy singy like a bird on a wingy wingy wingy" Impressive Instant by Madonna. The worst part of an otherwise good song

omg, i was soooo gonna post that! what is up with all the bad lyrics on Music?!?!? it's a good album, but it has much too many bad lyrics.

[Vik]

I love Tom Petty, but how's this (I think from "The Great Wide Open" or whatever it was called)

"blah, blah, blah, blah, blah he always played from the heart
He got an agent and a roadie named Bart."

Reaching much??

[Piku]

these kinds of threads are so much fun!

lemme think.

I have to agree with the person that suggested LFO-Summer Girls. Any song that uses 'Abercrombie and Fitch' in it...

ugh.

Lucky. For some reason everyone loved this song but the lyrics are just so insincere! Am I supposed to feel sorry for the 'speaker' of the song that is implied to be Britney herself?

Some of Jewel's 'Spirit' lyrics aren't that great. That song where she talks about grape gum on the ground...that line always bugs me. And then there's her song 'Emily' where she says she's 'froze' instead of 'frozen'...that annoys me so much!

Any lyrics to songs by the Moffats. Repeating 'you are the girl of my dreams' simply doesn't cut it.

there are more. we will think of them.

[Lite Sneeze]

Good work guys!

But how could I forget this classic:

LL Cool J - I Need Love
"I want your ruby red lips, sweet face, and all.
I love you more than a man who's ten feet tall!"

WTF?! :D:D

[Snow White]

<font color=purple> Digital Get Down is BY FAR one of the funniest songs that I have ever heard. My friend played it for me, and I fell out of my little plastic lawn chair laughing. :e

Other dumb lyrics:

If you want it to be wild
Gotta know just who to dial baby
That's me
If you really like it hot
Get someone who hits the spot honey


These are things
Your mama shouldn't know
These are things
I really wanna show
These are things
I wanna show you how
So won't you let me show you right now

Backstreet Boys-
If you want it to be good
(you got to get yourself a bad boy) ]

[pagoda]

Originally posted by chrissytina
what is up with all the bad lyrics on Music?!?!?[/B]

"Music, makes the bourgoisie and the rebel." Um, makes them what Madonna?" Cute song though.

[Piku]

Yeah I was wondering what happened to Madonna with that song...I mean, I didn't like the Ray of Light album that much but her lyrics on that weren't that bad or anything.

Not impressed with the 'Music' lyrics at all!

[drifting]

alright, there was a song from the eighties: an anthony keidas (sp?) look-a-like standing in the road with his long hair and guitar screaming:

i love you period,
do you love me question ma-a-a-r-k,
please! please! exclamation point,
i wanna hold you in parenthesisis

need i say more (question mark)

-L-

[Garden Muse]

"F-I-R-E-I-N-C-A-I-R-O
F-I-R-E-I-N-C-A-I-R-O
Burn like fire, burn like fire in Cairo"

Yeah, that's from the song "Fire in Cairo" on the Cure's first album. The first time I ever heard it and realized it was the Cure, I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants.

"Uriah hit the crapper, the crapper"--The Pixies, "Dead"

This isn't stupid, but I always thought the lyrics to "How Soon is Now?" by the Smiths were "I am the sun and the air."
Then husband says to me, "Uh, I think it's the son and the heir, honey." oh.

[Seed]

I just heard this girl singing in the radio:

"Look at me, I'm the girl next door, I don't think I have ever been in love before."

The only thought in my mind was that did this song REALLY have to be made?

Another one that comes to mind is one-hit wonder called Emilia a few years back... this song was really big in Europe:

I'm a big big girl
In a big big world
It's not a big big think if you leave me
But I do do feel
That I do do will miss you much

The fact that the song was a huge hit despite being really bad just makes the lyrics so much worse in my mind.

[pagoda]

Ugh! I hated that song. I'm glad it wasn't a hit over hear in North America

[Lite Sneeze]

Ugh! That Emilia song was horrible indeed.

Recently there has been some crap r&b song on the radio, don't know the artist, it's one of those "I saw you in the back seat of another man's car" masterpieces: the chorus sort of goes "NO MORE SHOPPING SPREES FOR YOU!" bwahahaha

[Lite Sneeze]

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[veganboy]

The first thing that comes to mind for me is the Christina Aguilera song that goes "For the strength to be strong, I turn to you..." The strength to be strong? :) I thought that was sort of dumb.

[veganboy]

As to the Madonna song, what she is saying is that music MAKES the bourgeoisie and the rebel.. as in it <I>creates</I> them or <I>defines</I> them.

[Finney]

i have to listen to country music at work and by far it is funny as hell....
my worst lyrics goes.

"there goes the washing machine"
mwhhaaaaaahahahahhah, i could not shut up after hearing that...i was laughing my butt off. I forget the rest of the song..
---------------------------------
"driving in my beat up pontiac
saw a lady she had a flat
I could see she was frightened
standing out there in the snow
said "i'm here to help you"
by the way my names 'joe'


and it gets worse...god does it get worse...

[Celibate Whore]

Originally posted by veganboy
As to the Madonna song, what she is saying is that music MAKES the bourgeoisie and the rebel.. as in it <I>creates</I> them or <I>defines</I> them.

Regardless, "Music" still has shocking lyrics: "I wanna boogie woogie". MY GOD that is bad!

[Jefferson]

I feel the urgent need to defend my old mate Sting once again. That line in RUSSIANS goes "We share the same biology regardless of ideology" (not "our geology"). Oh, erm, well, makes a little more sense if only just a very little...

Then again I wonder why nobody has mentioned Joan Osborne's awful "What if God was one of us" so far. That part where she senselessly ad-libs...

Just a stranger on a bus
Tryin' to find his way home
Nobody calls him on the phone
EXCEPT FOR THE POPE MAYBE IN ROME ;n

Arrrghhhhhhh!!!!!! All the hair on the back of my neck gets up within a second and you can see me scratching at any wall nearby. ;S

Another one off my long list of delicates: Aqua's Barbie Girl:

I'm a Barbie Girl in a Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic ;u

Does anyone remember Milli Vanilli?

Girl you know it's true
Ooh ooh ooh, I love you :a

That is, erm, plain, isn't it?

[Finney]

blame it on the rain yeah yeah
no matter what you do
don't put the blame on you....

[sara_beth]

now is when i incorperate backstreet boys into this discussion...

"as time goes by you will get to know me a little MORE BETTER.." yes, ill get to know you a little more better as you sing more louder and your lyrics become more dumber.

"does he leave when you need him the most?
DOES his friends get all your time" i dunno, does they?

"tell me why?aint nothin but a heartache. tell me why?aint nothin but a mistake. tell me why i never wanna hear you say i want it that way." i have no idea. you tell me why.

and how bout some britney?

"im not that innocent" ok,who thought u were innocent in the first place?

"sometimes i run, sometimes i hide,sometimes im scared of you. but all i really want is to hold you tight, treat you right,be with you day and night,baby all i need is time" yes, time to get your multiple personality disorder straight and sing some lyrics that actually make sense.

ooo and this one takes the cake, its written by ms spears herself!
Dear diary
Today I saw a boy
And I wondered if he noticed me
He took my breath away

Dear diary
I can't get him off my mind
And it scares me
'Cause I've never felt this way

No one in this world
Knows me better than you do
So diary I'll confide in you

Dear diary
Today I saw a boy
As he walked by I thought he smiled at me

And I wondered
Does he know what's in my heart
I tried to smile, but I could hardly breathe

Should I tell him how I feel
Or would that scare him away
Diary, tell me what to do
Please tell me what to say

Dear diary
One touch of his hand
Now I can't wait to see that boy again

He smiled
And I thought my heart could fly
Diary, do you think that we'll be more than friends?
I've got a feeling we'll be so much more than friends"

go britney. shes a regular tori-in-training...

[Rabbit-in-themoon]

Let me tell you bout my homeboy randy he was hooked on this girl namedy candy.... Vanilla Ice the whole song rymed just like that.

Im a barbie girl in a barbie world.

the Tarzan song where the girl is like I am Jane and I ride an elepahnt.

Take a chance on a happy ending.. Steps all you europeans know what I'm talking about.

Anything by Celine Dion.

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT

Everybody Dance now.

This Selfish Gene it fills my spleen with bile... ohhhh gawd.

ahhhhhhh I have to stop before I go insane thinking about all of the crappy so called music out there

[Assless Pants]

"slowly walking down the hall faster than a cannon ball" Thank you Oasis. :m

[umbriel]

lmfao!

who let the dogs out...who who who?

...lmfao...!!!!!

(okay now get over it, umbi)

evol

[Rhiannon]

This is one of the funniest threads I've seen in a while.

Now, I generally like Elton John, but in "Your Song" he goes:
"So excuse me for forgetting, but these things I do,
but you seen I've forgotten if they're green or they're blue,
anyway, the things is, what I really mean, those are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen..."


ARGH!!! What the fuck is that? You can't remember what color her eyes are but you're writing this great love song?? That just bugs the hell out of me, can't stand it.

"I got a dalmation, I can still get high...." Sublime

I wish I could think of some more.


At the end of a longer version of "Heart of Glass", Blondie goes:
"Once I had love and it was a gas, soon found out, it was a pain in the ass."

Or something like that. LOL

[southerngirl]

Lol! These are so funnY! I agree with whoever said that "Lucky" was the worst song ever... :)
But I can't believe that no one has mentioned this:
I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby,
Listen to Iron Maiden, baby,
With me...
Oooooooooo....

:)
Mels

[Honey Blade]

Does anyone remember that Eve 6 song from a few years back?

"I would swallow my pride
I would jump in the Rhine
but the lack thereof
would leave me empty inside
I would swallow my doubt
turn it inside out
find nothing but faith in nothing.
Wanna put my tender
Heart in the blender
Watch it spin around to a beautiful oblivion
Rendevous then I'm through with you."

Or something? ROTFLMAO My friend and I used to have long conversations trying to figure out what that song was about, before we realized that there were much more important things in life to do. :O

And we can't forget the Thong Song. Oh my God. That was one of those songs I was able to avoid until it wasn't The Big Thing anymore, but now it follows me EVERYWHERE. X_x; And it's so stupid. Besides, I find boxers MUCH sexier than thongs. ^_~

Or I could just quote any song by Kiss. ^_~ I grew up on Kiss. Since I was a little tyke, I've listened to Kiss. And they still make absolutely no sense to me.

"You really like my limoscene
you like the way the wheels roll
you like my 7 inch leather heels
and you like going to all of the shows.
But, do you love ME?"

Now, I'm forced to love them because of my bringing up, but DEAR god. ROTFLMAO

Or Queen. I love Queen, but... "I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride it where I like!" ROTFLMAO

And Susan (::waves:: I've missed you. ;_;), do you remember our song? "WE AIN'T GOING OUT LIKE THAT NO NO!"? *ROTFLMAO*

*HUGSSSS* Lissa

[i am a cat.]

Anything by Smash Mouth.

For example:

<i>"My heart cries out. Oh baby! I love you so much. I wish that there was more of you to touch!"</i>

*gag gag*

And who could forget Limp Bizkit? If not for the obvious radio hits... but the other album songs as well. I went looking for lyrics once and found this little lyrical gem:

<i>"you need to drop that freakin' ego before you crash."</i>

That's fine enough... but FRED TAKE YOUR OWN DAMN ADVICE!

Also, Reef's "Place Your Hands," which some of you may remember.

<i>"Oh place your hands, on my hope. Run your fingers through my soul."</i>

Rhyming "hope" with "soul" is stretching it... even though I still say it sounds as if he's saying "hole" instead of "hope".

[i am a cat.]

LMAO!!!

I was just looking on the page I got those Reef lyrics from and found this:

<i>"When I was younger than now I am, I liked swimming, so I swam."</i>

Awkward much? Redundant?

Maybe I should go look through the rest of their lyrics... and see if I'll be laughing harder than now I am. ;)

[Finney]

i've got more to my lame country song.

'there goes the washing machine
Honey don't kick it
I promise I'll fix it'

tell me how dumb that is..and i have to hear the song at least twice a day...cause we listen to the station all the time i work

Wow some of those songs are making me want to :m