The Epitome of Hotness!

[beKa]

Christian Bale. American Psycho. Need I say more?!!?!



http://www.adorocinema.com/personalidades/atores/christian-bale/christian-bale04.jpg

http://target007ezine.tripod.com//sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/christian_bale.jpg

http://www.thespiannet.com/actors/B/bale_christian/bale.jpg

http://www.thespiannet.com/actors/B/bale_christian/bale3.jpg

[EirePiano]

I had the biggest crush on him when he was in Newsies.

:k

[Mayhem Manifesto]

mmm!

[Sistah Girl]

He was also hot in Shaft, even though he was a racist pig. He's just beautiful. Oh and every time I read Little Women, my mental picture of Laurie is Yum-my!

:D

[Moz girl]

I adored American Psycho. Mmm...Christian is definitely yummy. I didn't know he was British until I saw an interview with him. As if he weren't hot enough before -- now he has British accent. MY GOD! *drool*

[beKa]

Nothing turns me on more than a man in a suit.
http://sundial.csun.edu/sun/spring2000/041300ent2.gif

[Catie]

http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/touchstone_pictures/big_trouble/johnny_knoxville/trouble.jpg

[beKa]

What is Johnny Knoxville doing in here, sk8e?! He'd better have some Ramen Pride hidden in his jacket!!

[Charles:]

Beka...don't front. It's not the suit that turns you on, it's the drill in his left hand that you're all wet for.

[anj]

oh!

silly me! i thought this thread was about me!

[;X]

[Catie]

Originally posted by beKa
What is Johnny Knoxville doing in here, sk8e?! He'd better have some Ramen Pride hidden in his jacket!!

Of course he does!! Why do you think he's smiling so big?!?

[beKa]

Originally posted by CruelK8E
Of course he does!! Why do you think he's smiling so big?!?

It's in his pants. I knew it. Aheheheehehee.

[Catie]

Originally posted by beKa
It's in his pants. I knew it. Aheheheehehee.

It's, uh, tomato flavored! Hehehehehehehe!

[eednic]

Rrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaawwwwwwrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!


http://www.hokutonoken.it/cinema/bale.jpg
Take it all off baybeeeeeeeee!!!!! YES YES YES!!!



GYYYAAAHHH! I love it when he's smarmy! It turns me on!!!
http://www.ciudadfutura.com/elcriticon/christianbale.jpg



Mmmmmmmmmmmm. That's right Christian. Just keep fantasizing about me. Mmmmmm. Niiiiiiiiiice.
http://www.cinemaieti.com/especials/erotisme/erotisme_2000/nois/cbale01.jpg


Christiano! Suuuuaaaaaaave!!
http://www.thespiannet.com/actors/B/bale_christian/bale3.jpg

[Seasonal_Voodoo]

Oh yes, I concur.

[eednic]

And this is Christian peeking into mah vagina.

http://www.diversiones.cl/cine/celebridades/images/christian_bale/fotogr023.jpg

[eednic]

Christian usually has to wear a raincoat when we have sex, cuz he makes me so damn wet! hahhahaha!

http://www.filmmakermagazine.com/winter2000/images/psycho1.jpg

[beKa]

Eernic! You've kept the thread alive with your lurst!! I will admit it now. I found him very sexy in American Psycho when he got all sweaty and spilled the blood, as you can see below. And yesh Charles, I noticed the drill. That's why I put that picture there *wink*

http://home.vicnet.net.au/~freeman/images/ampsycho1.jpg

[veganboy]

:n

[hot kachina]

Originally posted by CruelK8E
http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/touchstone_pictures/big_trouble/johnny_knoxville/trouble.jpg

Girrrrrl, that's what I'M talking about. Fuck that pretty boy shit.

[Assless Pants]

:(

I thought this was going to be another Maynard thread

[PotatoFace]

I will show you fucking hot!


http://hpphoto.com/servlet/LinkPhoto?GUID=3b501070-4dd0-56c7-2f77-55a84b5472b1&size=lg

[neonchaos]

http://www.ciudadfutura.com/elcriticon/belluci7.jpg


http://www.ciudadfutura.com/elcriticon/belluci14.jpg

http://www.ciudadfutura.com/elcriticon/belluci1.jpg

http://www.ciudadfutura.com/elcriticon/belluci9.jpg


her name is Monica Belucci and yes she is the Epitome of Hotness and beyond :D

[Catie]

Originally posted by eednic
And this is Christian peeking into mah vagina.

http://www.diversiones.cl/cine/celebridades/images/christian_bale/fotogr023.jpg

Wow, you've got a camera in your vag?!? Ewe are so lucky!!!!!

Originally posted by hot kachina
Girrrrrl, that's what I'M talking about. Fuck that pretty boy shit.

Finally someone understands me! Johnny Knoxville is the epitome of hotness. Not some Christian dude or someone named Andrew who could be Tom Green's identical twin. Knoxville, baby! Rawr!!

[beKa]

Oh COME ON people!! Fine, you want hot?! Take Salma then!!

http://www.tenteraste.com/chismes/Salma%20Hayek.jpg

[eednic]

bitemebeka: i would like to see his nuts
bitemebeka: yesh.
evileednic: yesh
bitemebeka: in mah mouth, mebbe
evileednic: nice nuts
bitemebeka: ahheehehehahehehhaah!

[beKa]

It will never die! Never!!!!

For Bwen, with lurve:

http://images.art.com/images/products/regular/10038000/10038749.jpg

[beKa]

For eernic, with lurve (don't you just love that ridiculous smile on his face as he swings? *sigh*):

http://images.art.com/images/products/SMALL/10042000/10042309.jpg

[Catie]

http://dallex.subnet.dk/johnny-bam.jpg

[beKa]

Chet? Chert? Would you pronounce the name of this thread for me please? thanks!

[KELISZONE]

Originally posted by hot kachina
Girrrrrl, that's what I'M talking about. Fuck that pretty boy shit. High five girlfriend

[beKa]

Okay, this thread is NOT about the puke inducing Johnny Knoxville, thank you very much!! Anyone can staple their ass together and have an outhouse full of c rap dumped on them!! Carry on!

[MTC]

While he's not the epitome of hottness for me, and since some of you like grubby, AND since I doubt many of you have seen this movie, here's grubby Christian Bale for you.


http://www.sharronmcclellan.com/images/fun_pictures/christian.jpg

oooooo...smouldery.....


http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1114678/ReignofFire-photo_01.jpg

[beKa]

Ahahah i've seen it, of course!! although i hated his new "i haven't shaved in a year" look, i was too busy checking out his hot sveaty body!!

Christian: I vill chop mine Johnny Knoxville into pieces!!
http://www.thespiannet.com/actors/B/bale_christian/bale2.jpg

[eednic]

As long as he is naked, I am okay. When he's not so naked I get a little tense. *flinches*

[Catie]

Originally posted by beKa
Okay, this thread is NOT about the puke inducing Johnny Knoxville, thank you very much!! Anyone can staple their ass together and have an outhouse full of c rap dumped on them!! Carry on!

Mayhaps. But can anyone do this?!?!?

http://dallex.subnet.dk/johnny-bam.jpg

[KELISZONE]

Steveo is hot!

[Catie]

Originally posted by KELISZONE
Steveo is hot!

Hotter than this?!?

http://www.ultrasparky.org/img/knoxville.jpg

C razy!!

[KELISZONE]

Originally posted by CruelK8E
Hotter than this?!?

http://www.ultrasparky.org/img/knoxville.jpg

C razy!! sweet

[Adna Brigid]

I've loved Christian Bale since seeing him play Laurie in Little Women! He is incredibly beautiful. Not a bad actor either. Thanks for posting those pictures.

And Johnny Knoxville is nothing in comparison.

-adna

[frou]

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[Steve SFM]

Even an almost retired bisexual like myself can see Bale's HHOTness. And yeah, American Psycho: excellent movie.

Have any of you Bale freaks seen Equiibrium? It was in the theaters for about a day and a half. Bale stars as a HHOT cop in a dashing fascistic uniform in a futuristic society where you're required by law to take an emotion-dampening drug, and killed by HHOT cops in dashing fascistic uniforms if you don't.

He starts the movie as the perfect cop, shooting a whole bunch of people using this hella cool martial art gunplay style. Then, he stops taking the drug and starts crying over a puppy. (Not making this up, folks.)

The movie also starts fellow HHOT actors Taye Diggs and Emily Watson. Yay for stupid but fun movies with astoundingly good-looking people in them!

Steve the Sweet Fat Man

[eednic]

Thanks for the suggestion Steve!!! *drools over fantasy of christian bale wielding his cocked gun*

[ether twist]

Originally posted by beKa
Nothing turns me on more than a man in a suit.
http://sundial.csun.edu/sun/spring2000/041300ent2.gif

That too is my weaknes. *sigh* Christian is gorgeous. So is Johnny Knoxville! As far as I'm concerned he has every right to be in a 'hot' thread. :e

Originally posted by Sweet Fat Man

The movie also starts fellow HHOT actors Taye Diggs


Hell yes. Taye Diggs is so beautiful it hurts to look at him.

[KELISZONE]

Originally posted by ether twist
So is Johnny Knoxville! As far as I'm concerned he has every right to be in a 'hot' thread. :e amen

[eednic]

Christian! I've mirssed you! In mine pants!!

[beKa]

Christian wins an award for always being able to score the hottest pussy in town:

http://www.chlotrudis.org/awards/ceremony/seventh/bale.jpg

[prezioso cose]

http://petawilson.ru/pics/010414p10.jpg http://petawilson.ru/pics/12p070500.jpg

http://petawilson.ru/pics/020727p01.jpg http://petawilson.ru/pics/010627p08.jpg
*im definitely ALL FOR women who DONT fuck around.* ;)

http://petawilson.ru/pics/021125p01.jpg


OTHERS WHO ARE JUST AS WORTHY, BUT I DONT WANT TO GO DIG UP ANYMORE PICS:

JENNIFER GARNER
MICHELLE PFEIFFER
CATE BLANCHETT

[eednic]

Althought Pita is uber hot, this thread is specifically devoted to how much Christian Bale wants to have sex with me. Thank you for your support. *cups*

[prezioso cose]

Originally posted by eednic
Although PEta is uber hot, this thread is specifically devoted to how much Christian Bale wants to have sex with me. Thank you for your support. *cups*


very well then. ill leave you to fantasize. try not to get too worked up next time. looks like youre so excited you cant even take a second to see you spelled my girls name wrong. shes no damn piece of bread! ;)

[eednic]

hahhahaha! sorry!! *sweats* *fans self*

you know...since you're here...maybe you could spread a little portia around the place! AHEHEHE.

but keep her away from Christian! he's mine!!

[prezioso cose]

look at you! NOW you want me in your shrine of a thread! ;) so you want some portia to even things out? let me see just how sexy i can make some of these pages for you. be back in a few. ;k

[prezioso cose]

http://www.portiaderossi.org/img/magazines/rollingstones99/3.jpg

[prezioso cose]

http://www.portiaderossi.org/img/magazines/rollingstones99/6.jpg

http://www.portiaderossi.org/img/magazines/rollingstones99/1.jpg

[prezioso cose]

http://www.portiaderossi.org/img/magazines/girlfriends02/3.jpg

http://www.portiaderossi.org/img/paparazzi/1/4.jpg http://www.portiaderossi.org/img/paparazzi/1/6.jpg

[prezioso cose]

http://www.portiaderossi.org/img/paparazzi/2/1.jpg http://www.portiaderossi.org/img/paparazzi/4/27.JPG

[prezioso cose]

http://www.portiaderossi.org/img/paparazzi/girlfriend/2/6.JPG http://www.portiaderossi.org/img/paparazzi/girlfriend/2/17.JPG

http://www.portiaderossi.org/img/paparazzi/girlfriend/3/6.JPG

[prezioso cose]

http://www.portiaderossi.org/img/paparazzi/girlfriend/4/11.JPG

http://www.portiaderossi.org/img/paparazzi/girlfriend/4/13.JPG

[Charles:]

Wait...Portia is gay? She promised I could have sex with her hair!! Damn her.

[beKa]

Hi! My name is Famke Janssen and I am one of the hottest women on earth! (not to mention i will shoot ewe!)

http://www.videovista.net/gwg/famkejanssen.jpg

[Steve SFM]

Originally posted by ChkYaHead
Wait...Portia is gay? She promised I could have sex with her hair!! Damn her.

Don't lose hope too quickly. Her hair may be bisexual.

:D

Steve the Sweet Fat Man

[bliss_11]

http://orlandobloomonline.net/oblk1.jpg :p

and the guy in my signature :f