Someone hold me. Then buy me whisky. Lots and lots of whisky.

[Rinky vs.4.0]

Remember the news story a while ago about the pregnant woman who got pulled over for driving without passengers in a carpool lane, and how she argued that her fetus counted as a 'second person' in the car?

Remember how we all pointed, laughed and said, "This is so moronic, so desperately, unbelievably stupid, it'll never catch on, not even amongst the most militant of the fetus-humping, pregnancy-worshipping, tragically peabrained members of the parental entitlement brigade?"

Well, we were wrong (http://www.right-to-ride.org/mission.html)

Dead wrong. (http://www.right-to-ride.org/tips.html)

Really, really fucking wrong. (http://www.right-to-ride.org/bumperstickers.html)

*whimper*

This world we live in. It so stupid.

[jeth]

*holds you*

Seriously, why are people so stupid? Milking pregnancy so you can ride in the freeway lane that doesn't necessarily go any faster than the other lanes? That's a load of crap.

[Bea]

Oh shit that's crazy stupid. Yeah, cause if the mom wasn't ferrying the fetus around, it'd have to use its SUV to get to the ultrasound. :r

[jenniferblaufrau]

Oh, Lord.

[Rinky vs.4.0]

It's that they don't even understand the basic reason for having carpool lanes, which is to cut down on the number of cars on the road, not to grant special privileges to specific members of society. It's about cutting congestion, not OMG RIGHTS.

These chicks are seriously deluded:

If your pregnancy is advanced enough that you know the sex of your child and have named him or her, refer to the child as your son/daughter and use their name ...... “The twins and I were just running a few errands.”

Nyrghhh. No, the twins were not RUNNING ERRANDS. They were and still are, gestating peacefully inside you and lack all langauge and mobility skills to do anything but respirate and jiggle a bit and occasionally kick you in or oppress various vital organs. So useless are they at this point, they're not even capable at being embarrassed at your lack of critical thinking skills and display of public attention whoring, let alone able to deal with a postal clerk while you run off to get your nails done or pick up a few handy items at the grocery store while you bugger off to pay the electricity bill. In other words they should no more be referred to as 'running errands' than say, any intestinal parasites you may be harbouring should be counted as an 'extra passengers' and forced to buy extra seats at an airline counter when you jet off to Jamaica for a dirty weekend with the boyfriend.

If you are showing, place your hand frequently on your belly and look down at it to draw the officer’s attention there.

Because police officers generally react well to pregnancy-addled bints who grope themselves publicly in a desperate attempt to dissuade them from enforcing the law.

Don’t count on sympathy from female law officers! They may be tougher than their male counterparts because they feel they have to be, so they may not cut you any slack.

Yes, they not proper empathic womens with babies inside thems, they wrongheaded tough girls with jobs. For shames.

It’s hard to argue with a pregnant woman’s 8-month belly.

Yes, but only because a belly, pregnant or not, lacks the power of speech, rendering any argument somewhat one-sided and the arguer at such an advantage as to be positively embarrassed about the situation.

[Lord_Rask_of_Trevdale]

So, when a pregnant woman eats "for two" at a buffet, do they pay for the child as well?

How about at the movies? If your son (daughter) and you are seeing the movie. . then you need to pay for a second ticket.

And what about abortion!?! If you do things like this. . it may cause people to believe aborting a fetus is mur. . . ohhhh. . I see. . clever-clever-people.

Sm**chies!

Jacob.

[jenniferblaufrau]

So, when a pregnant woman eats "for two" at a buffet, do they pay for the child as well?

How about at the movies? If your son (daughter) and you are seeing the movie. . then you need to pay for a second ticket.
;l ;l ;l

[queensiefaerie]

Remember the news story a while ago about the pregnant woman who got pulled over for driving without passengers in a carpool lane, and how she argued that her fetus counted as a 'second person' in the car?

Remember how we all pointed, laughed and said, "This is so moronic, so desperately, unbelievably stupid, it'll never catch on, not even amongst the most militant of the fetus-humping, pregnancy-worshipping, tragically peabrained members of the parental entitlement brigade?"

Well, we were wrong (http://www.right-to-ride.org/mission.html)

Dead wrong. (http://www.right-to-ride.org/tips.html)

Really, really fucking wrong. (http://www.right-to-ride.org/bumperstickers.html)

*whimper*

This world we live in. It so stupid.

MY GOD!!!! I need a shot of whiskey along with you!! This is like those girls really milking the PMS bullshit so they can go home early from class or skip Phys.Ed....Fuck these people.....*Slams shot glass down*

[Boomer #8]

I just need to...laugh. bwaahahahahaaahahahhhahahahahaha!

[PotatoFace]

That is just astounding. I mean seriously.

Maybe the extra hormones have effected their ability to be rational human beings?

[Bea]

Next they'll be crying out for restaurants to have a Fetus Menu.

"I am here dining with my unborn fetus, would you please get it some crayons and something to color on?"

[iciclespark]

Next they'll be crying out for restaurants to have a Fetus Menu.

"I am here dining with my unborn fetus, would you please get it some crayons and something to color on?"

[oops] Fantastic.

"I'll have the salmon steak on a bed of rice, and my fetus will have a juniour chicken strip meal with chocolate milk. Oh! And this cup of crayons is missing an orange crayon, could you fetch me one?"

[Pete!]

Maybe the extra hormones have effected their ability to be rational human beings?

Thank the lowing Mother Cow that you yourself have not been blighted by such impairment.

[Sarah.]

Oh good lord. These women cannot seriously be this stupid, can they?

If you are showing, place your hand frequently on your belly and look down at it to draw the officer’s attention there.


I hope a policeman mistakes this for attempting to seduce an officer and arrests them for it.

[Thom.]

I hope the policeman rapes and kills them.

[toriwannabe]

I tried to submit their contact form, asking if it was real or satire, and got this error:

IWSS Security Event (ausmelintprxy01). Access to this URL is currently restricted due to a blocking rule.
URL: http://fp1.formmail.com/cgi-bin/fm192
Rule: Block URLs of type Known Phishing/fraud site
If you feel you have reached this message in error, please contact your network administrator.

I think the site is in jest...

[Kari]

Um, WHAT?

[bang]

I agree. If that's true, then they should pay for their babies at the movies, restaurants, etc. Fuck that noise.

*buys Helen a beautiful single malt scotch*

[haunted]

that is just insane. watch them bitch when people try and hold what they're saying to the other things mentioned in this thread. dfjghfdhg.

[Jezebelle]

I certainly hope its in jest.

For the fundies to get abortion to become illegal, they need several situations where a fetus is given the rights of a baby. The first step was Connor's Law or whatever - that killing a pregnant woman equalled two murders. This could be just another small slip toward the slope they're trying to achieve....

or it could just be a joke :)

*crosses fingers*

[Rinky vs.4.0]

It could be in jest, but I don't get the satire vibe off it. It's just not entertaining enough. But if it is, knock me down and call me gullible. And still buy me a whisky.

[nirak]

I don't think ANY kid should count for a carpool lane. It's not as if they could take a seperate car, so it's not "carpooling" in the same way that two adults riding together is. :P

And I'll have some of that whisky. The internet is way too confusing anymore, it's hard to tel if people are being stupid or clever.

[toriwannabe]

Cheers...
http://www.jackdaniels.com/images/english/justforfun_left.jpg

[KV]

I have no words...just no words...well except for the words "I have no words"

xo
Rachel

[Steve SFM]

I love how Helen gets the whisky even if it's a joke site.

;)

Which, after some examination, I think it is. I was fooled at first, but I think an authentic site would have links to other pro-life organizations.

Steve the Sweet Fat Man

[Meesh]

i'm not pregnant but i would love one of these ;l

http://www.right-to-ride.org/images/count.jpg

[queensiefaerie]

^
Ewww....Gross.... :m If I ever saw that on someone's car, I would have to key their car or something...

[Meesh]

if i saw that on someone's car i'd run 'em off the road :)