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TryingNotToMove
12-24-2006, 11:06 PM
Many months ago, I was in a dollar store with a female friend, who suddenly yelled for me to come see something on the feminine product aisle. And there before me was a magnificent spectacle.

http://a432.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/17/l_2dda362162c2cdc1593a7db6f59d914f.jpg

It was wonderful in so many ways, the most obvious of which was the marvelous title. Sweet Love! How delightful! Who wouldn't want to douche it up with that? It makes me wish I had a vagina!

We had a nice laugh over the Sweet Love disposable douche, and its happily beaming spokesmodel, presumably feeling "clean and confident," and then went about our lives.

Flash forward a few months to a dinner I had with my family in an O'Charley's restaurant. For those who don't know, O'Charley's is a Southern chain, a sort of pseudo-Applebee's/Ruby Tuesday type deal, that is known for having a large mural painted on the wall depicting various scenes and landmarks pertinent to the history of the city that each restaurant is in. I was especially drawn to one facet of the particular mural I was dining near on this occasion. A face, eerily familiar--yet pleasantly fresh and confident--grinned down at me like a guardian angel throughout my meal. And yet I couldn't place my memory of this friendly countenance. So familiar, and yet . . . . so unsettling.

Flash forward yet again to this Christmas, as I searched for a gift to give a friend . . . in the Dollar Store (yeah, yeah, yeah, they weren't a very close friend, don't judge me). I thought, "Hmm, I wonder if the Sweet Love douches are sold here." I tracked them down, and it was like I was coming face to face with an old friend. And then it hit me.

In a mad dash, I hurried to O'Charley's and there she was, her face still glowing with the warmth of a sweet, sweet love.

http://a327.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/8/l_2eb246e0e5c78c34329f87949d45e0be.jpg

I don't claim to know why the Sweet Love douche girl found her way onto the O'Charley's wall. Perhaps she was a friend of the artist. Or perhaps the artist was so taken with the fresh, confident feeling she felt after partaking of said Sweet Love that she felt she had to pay an homage to this kindly soul.

And perhaps it's best that I never know. It would spoil the magic of this very special, heartwarming Christmas tale.

cold pressed olives
12-24-2006, 11:16 PM
the holiday season *is* filled with love and magic.

[post28]

Samwitch
12-24-2006, 11:27 PM
the holiday season *is* filled with love and magic.

[post28]

And for some lucky folks out there, it's filled with Sweet Love, the magical douche. [fish]

cold pressed olives
12-24-2006, 11:32 PM
christmas has always left me with a clean, confident feeling.

Digital Ghost
12-24-2006, 11:45 PM
too funny! ;l

All I want for Christmas is a reusable douche! [post67]

"You'll douche your eye out!"

Steve SFM
12-25-2006, 02:50 AM
This story should be made into a movie immediately.

Everyone would forget about that fuckin' It's A Wonderful Life.

Meesh
12-25-2006, 03:06 AM
isn't it ironic?

it's like rain on your wedding day!

it's like seeing the girl from the douche box on the mural at a restaurant!

Callum
12-25-2006, 08:00 AM
This story should be made into a movie immediately.

Everyone would forget about that fuckin' It's A Wonderful Life.

It reminds me more of The Wizard of Oz. "And you were there... and you, girl on the douche packaging!"

That bitch sure loves her ugly hats.

poison ivy
12-25-2006, 11:05 AM
You say I have to paint a mural for a restaurant, with a young girls face?

Where on Earth will I find a photo of a lovely, kind face?

*ponders for days*

Ah ha! I'll use the face on the Sweet Love douche box!

Steve SFM
12-25-2006, 11:35 AM
Peace on Earth, clean cooters to the ladies.

PerkinatedGoth!
12-25-2006, 06:23 PM
May we all enter the new year with that clean and confident feeling!

lollipop gestapo
12-25-2006, 07:52 PM
isn't it ironic?

it's like rain on your wedding day!

it's like seeing the girl from the douche box on the mural at a restaurant!

;l ;l

;l ;l ;l ;l ;l ;l ;l

what a great heart warming story

Julie
12-25-2006, 11:05 PM
I wonder if Gettyimage licensing extends to dollar store douche boxes?

THE sisterjanet
12-26-2006, 12:12 AM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/147/333545934_f057e54d86.jpg
Guess what I took a picture of cira Sept 2005?

Ah Yes! Fun Pharmacy products. Apparently she does all the "flavors"....

;l ;l ;l ;l ;l


~~J

Julie
12-26-2006, 12:19 AM
who the hell wants her twat to smell like STRAWBERRIES?

In a super value pack?

Or powder.

Or like anything but twat?

Digital Ghost
12-26-2006, 01:17 AM
http://www.ssb3.net/users/10087/dsp_h441a.jpg

;l ;l ;l

Have you folks tried googling this shit!? This bitch has more flavors than Kool-Aid! ;l [post104]

hellopeople
12-26-2006, 01:21 AM
Today I saw some disposable douches behind the counter of a deli and I thought about this thread.

Meesh
12-26-2006, 04:29 AM
i don't know what i find more disturbing: that there are still reusable douches or the fact they were behind the counter at a deli?!

madworld
12-26-2006, 09:41 AM
"You'll douche your eye out!"


[oops] You are fabulous.

hellopeople
12-26-2006, 12:49 PM
i don't know what i find more disturbing: that there are still reusable douches or the fact they were behind the counter at a deli?!

I shouldn't post at 1:21 in the morning, I meant disposable douches :). And yes, they were behind the counter of a deli; it earned a big WTF from me.

Meesh
12-26-2006, 04:46 PM
still weird.

customer: "let me get a quarter pound of pastrami and one of those douches please!"

deli clerk: "what kind? vinegar and water, medicated or spring fields?"

Steve SFM
12-26-2006, 06:44 PM
I was thinking there should be a five-spice douche.

*loves Thai food*

Samwitch
12-26-2006, 08:24 PM
who the hell wants her twat to smell like STRAWBERRIES?

In a super value pack?

Or powder.

Or like anything but twat?

Hint: It starts with male and ends with conspiracy. Damn... I am a womyn falling under StopPatriarchy's spell. ;)

insanitykun
12-27-2006, 01:09 AM
Sweet Love brings joy into my life... such as this postulation:

"IF I DOUCHE WITH FLOUR, EGGS AND SUGAR WILL I GET COOKIES?"

Julie
12-27-2006, 01:15 AM
Cookies don't need yeast, but bread does!