Angelina Jolie Has Cancer?

[Acid Burn®]

I could only find articles in Spanish, sorry.

http://www.larepublica.com.uy/lr3/larepublica/2007/04/29/mundo/255968/angelina-jolie-padeceria-un-tipo-de-leucemia-curable/

http://www.lasegunda.com/ediciononline/espectaculos/detalle/index.asp?idnoticia=341088

http://www.adnmundo.com/contenidos/actualidad/angelina_jolie_cancer_leucemia_brad_pitt_shiloh_ac300407.html

Basically what they say is that it can be cured.

[Kari]

Leukemia???

*goes to translate*

[Kari]

Here's the hysterically bad translation:

The doctors reached this conclusion soon to make numerous studies to him. The type of leukemia that suffers is treatable and can evolve in positive form if it treats suitably. The specialists remarcaron(???) that the case is delicate, but that Angelina Jolie will be put under a treatment of immediate form. For a time, the health of the actress has been worrying to relatives and friends. The mother of four children underwent the constant fall of the hair, tremors and strong headaches. Brad Pitt is constantly to its side, and the plans of a marriage in Dominican Republic follow still on. In as much, his brother James Heaven also very it is scared because Angelina does not let lose weight since it gave to light his Shiloh daughter. The American actress Angelina Jolie would have begun to show symptoms of her disease that, of not being treated on time, him could cause the death, according to published the magazine The National Enquirer. Noticed it trembly, weak and much more thin. The brother of the actress, James Haven, was very worried and would have commented that Angelina not to let lose weight from the birth of his Shiloh daughter. Although in the last days ran rumors that said that Brad Pitt was in married crisis with her, the North American magazine assures that the actor stays company/signature next to his companion at this difficult moment that is called on to them to confront and the plans for the marriage stay firm stops before year end present. *

No wonder she's so fucking thin. :( Poor Angie!

[stubacca]

She has remacaroni? :(

[Acid Burn®]

I'm sorry. I could translate it but I'm at work and hella busy :(

[stubacca]

S'ok, internet translators are more fun!

[DaintyLilPeanut]

That translation is insane.

Anytime I hear of anyone having cancer, it makes my stomach knot up. It always seems so unpredictable. Even when they think they can predict the outcome.

I hope that she gets better and has a ton of support around her.

[jayme]

Has this been confirmed? :(

I obviously adore gossip, but this is serious and not so fun. I hope it's just a rumor.

[Acid Burn®]

I'm really suffering right now. She just lost her mom to this stupid motherfucking illness. It's just so unfair! So ironic.

[cw69]

This is not confirmed.

[Autumn]

Remacaroni sucks... [blue]

This is just a rumor, guys. No confirmation. Yet another explanation as to why she looks so skinny and unhealthy all the time. I never thought of it before this gossip hit the internets - I always thought she was just exhausted from being superwoman all the time.

[KV]

If it is true, I sure hope she makes a full recovery. I think she is peaches.

xo
Rachel

[Barbarella]

Ah man, I hope this isn't true. :(

[SkyLab]

I'm really suffering right now. She just lost her mom to this stupid motherfucking illness. It's just so unfair! So ironic.

Well it's anything but ironic. It makes (tragic) sense epidemiologically speaking.

This is terrible news if it's true though. Poor Angie.

[Churumbela]

Doing my best here:

The doctors attending the beautiful North American actress Angelina Jolie have indicated that she has a type of leukemia that, due to its characteristics, could respond very well to treatment that will be commenced immediately, [????] dramatically [???] suggested by the common belief that it is a "grave and fatal infirmity."
The actress suffers from hair loss, tremors, and headaches. Bradd Pitt, her companion, can always be found at her side and they plan to be married in the tourist resort of Punta Cana (Dominican Republic). [I thought they were already married? No?]
The American actress Angelina Jolie had begun to manifest symptoms of her illness that, if not treated in a timely manner, could have lead to her death, as published in the National Enquirer [Oh, very reliable source!] She is noted to have had tremors, weakness, and to have become much thinner. The actress' brother, James Haven, appeared very preoccupied and had commented that Angelina hadn't stopped losing weight after the birth of her daughter Shiloh.
In the last few days, with rumors running rampant that Brad Pitt said they were having a marriage crisis, the North American newspaper (The Enquirer, I assume) assures that the actor firmly maintains his partnership with his companion in this difficult moment which confronts them, and that their marriage plans are still firm for sometime prior to the end of this year.
That's a rough translation of the first article linked by Shazzy.

[Autumn]

Brangelina is not married!

Here is an article that need no translation!

http://www.postchronicle.com/news/original/article_21277738.shtml


Angelina Jolie may have a potentially fatal disease. Angelina Jolie, lover to Brad Pitt and mother of four, might have a serious health problem that could become life threatening, claims a new report.

According to ActressArchives, the National Enquirer is reporting that the reason Angelina Jolie has been looking scarcely thin lately is because of her health condition. The mag claims Angelina was shaking uncontrollably at a recent charity news conference held for orphans worldwide.

Angie is also reportedly suffering from blinding headaches and is losing her hair, according to the report. All of this comes just weeks after rumors that Jolie and Pitt were having relationship problems - and were on the brink of a break-up.


And!

http://www.abc.net.au/news/arts/theshallowend/200704/s1907999.htm
http://www.nationalledger.com/artman/publish/article_272612924.shtml

[Churumbela]

The second article is the same as the first, just about word for word. It's slightly shorter, missing the last paragraph about Brad.

The third (no offense to Kari's internet translation!)
The doctors came to to this conclusion after reviewing numerous studies. The type of leukemia with which she presents (there's some of my fancy medical speak for you, I work in Oncology!) is treatable and can be improved if treated adequately.
The specialists remarked that the case is delicate, but that Angelina Jolie will commence treatment immediately.
For quite some time, the actress' health has been of concern to family and friends. The mother of four has been suffering from hair loss, constant tremors, and intense headaches.
Brad Pitt is always at her side, and their marriage plans in the Domincan Republican are unchanged. (Literally: "continue on foot")
Recently, her brother James Heaven also has been very bothered that Angelina hadn't stopped losing weight even after giving birth to her daughter Shiloh. (Literally: "gave the light.")

[Churumbela]

And, to finish up, an actual opinion.

I find this whole thing a bit fishy. Doctors would never, ever tell newspapers about a patient's condition, at least not in this country. Maybe in other places they have looser lips. But here in the US, this would be illegal unless she had authorized it.
And doctors would never say her leukemia was "treatable" and that she'd be likely to improve. Nearly all kinds of leukemia are "treatable." That doesn't mean they won't kill you, all the same.
*Knows far too many people with leukemia*
If this is true, I really feel for her. This is a horrible, horrible disease.

[Kari]

The second article is the same as the first, just about word for word. It's slightly shorter, missing the last paragraph about Brad.

The third (no offense to Kari's internet translation!)

;l;l None taken! I plugged that into an intarwebs translation thing and its ridiculous (I know some Spanish but I was at work and lazy. :))