plz right a song about us mama

[Callum]

hey since ur listenin in i hope u rite a lil ditty dessicated 2 us. :):):)

i kno sumtimes posters like zatch and ebbony make mean posts sayin ur no gd anymore, that uv sell out. none of us think that rly wen u think abt it.

were sory its nt gd but plz dnt punish us.

well u can punish baablacksheep for his project but thats it

LOVE

[coronaradiata]

OMG HIIII AMANDA!!!1!

your my favorite ethereal brechtian quirky piano lady evar!!! you totally PWN that bitch Regina Spectre's ASS.

PLEASE WRITE A SONG FOR ME ON YOUR NEW ALBUM.

i'll know it's about me if u say the word "i"!!

THANK U!!!1

[The Moth]

aoahahauauggggh! i dont know y u ppl have to keep beeting the dead horse!! all I said was that i can appreshiate Mananda used to make songs with her vagine! She is at a different place and now she sings with her lungs. I kno that A will neverever make another record with her vag. I have excepted that ! Just becausee I don't like her new songs when she sings with her lungs and her mouth (thats soooo not ~alt-ernativ~) doesn't mean i didnt used 2 lik her when she sang with her vag.

yeah...so if u do rite a song for us....I will only probibly lik it if you make sure that your BF or GF (lezbo) do not play any instruments on it and you play the harp or the accordian or sum other really ~*alternative instrumint on it

[Mongsdrew]

amanda is listening to us?? lol THE TABLES HAVE TUNED.

that is quiet a coincidence because i often feel like i am being watched. sometimes by the government, sometimes by musicians. i think the filling on one of my right premolars is actually a bug for them to listen to my thoughts (idk how but they have good science they are not sharing with us). my suspicion was first aroused when i bit a sheet of tinfoil (i like the shiny taste) and the stabbing pain was accompanied by the song leeds united coming from my tooth. i think i reversed the polarity of the newtron flow in the bug and was able to hear amanda instead of the other way around.

i'm onto you, palmer. i don't mind you watching me, but plz turn off your spy devices between 8pm and 10pm GMT because that is my alone time ok. thanks.

[Alancandenza]

write a song for ME

i am tragic and i have a totes dramatic backstory

i will PM you my email, manda

[The Moth]

MODs!!! plz move this post to the kethuksang forumz!


amanda is listening to us?? lol THE TABLES HAVE TUNED.

that is quiet a coincidence because i often feel like i am being watched. sometimes by the government, sometimes by musicians. i think the filling on one of my right premolars is actually a bug for them to listen to my thoughts (idk how but they have good science they are not sharing with us). my suspicion was first aroused when i bit a sheet of tinfoil (i like the shiny taste) and the stabbing pain was accompanied by the song leeds united coming from my tooth. i think i reversed the polarity of the newtron flow in the bug and was able to hear amanda instead of the other way around.

i'm onto you, palmer. i don't mind you watching me, but plz turn off your spy devices between 8pm and 10pm GMT because that is my alone time ok. thanks.

[Mongsdrew]

lol omg zack I am not kathaksong. just because i'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me. a man from polydor once stabbed me on the tube and took a sample of my blood, i think he used it to create at least one of the girls from the saturdeys in their secret pop music lab (code name 'fascination').

[Mancy]

well u can punish baablacksheep for his project but thats it

LOVE

LOL why?

hi 'manda!

YOU SAVED MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was waitin for the trolley, and on the tracks I saw a tori amos cd and i was like "kewl" so i ran to the tracks suddenly a train started coming and i was like "AAH" LOL but out of the corners of my eye i saw this other cd on the floor and it had a picah of a dead body and it said in the front "WHO KILLED AMANDA PALMER" and i was like zomg free cd and i ran and the train didnt hit me.

you saved my life, gurl!!

and tori sux LOL!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/53/The_Beekeeper_cover.jpg

Look shes all "i dun give a poop if a train hit you" LOL!! what a mean lady!!!

[Kollins]

Minanda writ a song all on black keyz plez we nid it. I luz teh black keyz.

[Mancy]

omg kollins you cant post here

you started too many negativity threads and now when you see 'manda is here youre all "OMG 'MANDAS AWESUM!!!!"

youre a hair weather fan, kollins

everyone hates you

'manda hates you too. why don't you just jump off the balcony kollins? you know, he thinks about her all the time. i can hear him pacing downstairs every night. he doesn't love you like he loved HER> just jump, kollins, itd be easy. you wont even feel a thing.

[Kollins]

^ omgz that iz trigerring U R nonsensitile go back to ur job at the drugstorez becuz u is a backstabber LOLOLOLOL

Y u got to lie I always luz Maninda. I went to 109.37 shows last tour HOW MANY DID U GO 2?

[Mongsdrew]

omg baabaabolocksee, we all have our dark days ok. earlier this week the spirit of the nightman was coming inside me, i tried to fight it but i cudn't, and i was overcame and i became the spirit of the nightman. it made me very dark and i didn't like amanda, i could barely even listen to evenesence, so much darkness.

you have to be understanding. some of us have it very hard, our devotion is tested daily and sometimes we stray from the path of true riteousness.

[Detective Daughter]

omg kollins you cant post here

you started too many negativity threads and now when you see 'manda is here youre all "OMG 'MANDAS AWESUM!!!!"

youre a hair weather fan, kollins

everyone hates you

'manda hates you too. why don't you just jump off the balcony kollins? you know, he thinks about her all the time. i can hear him pacing downstairs every night. he doesn't love you like he loved HER> just jump, kollins, itd be easy. you wont even feel a thing.

lolz iKnoRite! if u think abt it, only tru fans deserve to live and bathe in the eternl sunshine of amanduh's godessness. i wish those fake fans liek kollina wud all just die. they r just plebs deployed by the patriarky to try & & suk amanduh's energies awy from us.

[Mancy]

omg baabaabolocksee, we all have our dark days ok. earlier this week the spirit of the nightman was coming inside me, i tried to fight it but i cudn't, and i was overcame and i became the spirit of the nightman. it made me very dark and i didn't like amanda, i could barely even listen to evenesence, so much darkness.

you have to be understanding. some of us have it very hard, our devotion is tested daily and sometimes we stray from the path of true riteousness.
omg this post made me cry and sob and ball!!

its so true! our devotion to 'manda is not just an ordinary connexion. we have to prove our devoshun on a daily basis! we have SO MANY things to lead us a-stray from the path to 'manda but WE MUST RESIST THEM!

being a 'manda fan is a FULLTIME JOB. and people like kullins have no idea what the job rekwires.


'MANDA I LOVE YOU!!!!!

[Mancy]

lolz iKnoRite! if u think abt it, only tru fans deserve to live and bathe in the eternl sunshine of amanduh's godessness. i wish those fake fans liek kollina wud all just die. they r just plebs deployed by the patriarky to try & & suk amanduh's energies awy from us.

srsly. go away kollins. ill tell ;manda all about your negativeity

[Kollins]

OMG y r yoo so ignorint do u remember when Minda sang

maybe I cud let ur darkniss invade me
maybe I cud turn this white lite in2 navy

she liks me bitter becuz she wrote that song 4 me! ~*~*~negative 4eva~*~*~

[The Moth]

lik kollins know wut a FULLTIME JOB is...he prolly never even had a job...he just has his trust fund and goes to 109.37 all year and stalks Miranda around the whole world...I think hes that guy who does porn too when his mom cuts off his trust fund

[Mongsdrew]

OMG y r yoo so ignorint do u remember when Minda sang

maybe I cud let ur darkniss invade me
maybe I cud turn this white lite in2 navy

she liks me bitter becuz she wrote that song 4 me! ~*~*~negative 4eva~*~*~
lol omg, did you not hear the new leak, she doesnt think that way anymore.

when you shart
explode
is it deaf and cold?
you must let the brightness violet the
gothness
there is
a brektian world paralell
so leave ur daily hell

Amanda is a brightly colored person now, she wants us to be happy and she hates drinkin your haterade.

[Kollins]

lol u fool that song is sugn by one of Mirinda's dolls called Tony? It is not her sayin those wurds. Thats pose modernism! Lik U wuld know what pomoism is lololol.

Zacahary donut hate me becauz I am rich and hott, U wuld do pron if U culd dont preten lik U wuldnt. Ur avatar looks lik a gurl lolol/.

[Mongsdrew]

actually i read that this is postpostmodernist cyberbrecthpunk, get it right u tool. go back to your school where they teach you how to not think why don't you.

[Mancy]

lol kollins

u suck

LOL!

he likes tori amos u guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


he also likes that plagiarizing bitch Holly Jean Harvey!! LOL!

[Kollins]

Holly Jean is doing Manyna's job now, her new album White Caulk iz the album I hoped Manyna would make since 1982.