let's talk breast mice

[League of Robots]

honestly folks. breast mice. scientifically known as the fibroadenoma. that's all i can tell you about it.
on a personal level i discovered a small lump in my breast about a year and a half ago. it grew and grew until finally in august i went to the doctor. obviously not a thorough checkup he said "likely a breast mouse. keep an eye on it and come back if it changes." i call my left breast mouse charlie brown.
he checked my other breast thoroughly just in case.
well. about a month ago i suddenly found a rather large new breast mouse in my right breast. it's rather odd that it popped up so quickly because it obviously wasn't there when he checked in august, and is now almost 3/4s the size of charlie brown (who took a year and a half to grow).
i was just wondering if anyone else could give me some stories about their breast mice or other such lumpy stories. i'm a tad worried at the fact that i now have two rodents running between my breasts. i am still quite a young gal so i'm not too worried about cancerous type growth... but still.
tell me about your breast mice, weasels, guinea pigs, and other such small beasts...

[Vik]

"breast mouse"?? Is that for real???

[League of Robots]

that's what the doc called it. i thought it was funny. obviously a term for people who get confused by the noma's. (fibroadenoma).
i like breast mouse better. it makes my body feel like a bit of a new york warehouse.

[LC]

LOL


but on the other hand..... I'm scared! Someone hold me!

[LC]

Yknow this is reminding me all too much of the plague.

What with mice running around inside your boobs, papoose- you could have the Black Death! Vermin! Rats! Fleas! Germs! Burn them all!




LC
(who has quite obviously been watching too many doco's on the Black Death)

[League of Robots]

imagine. i did go in for an ultrasound but that was it. and the man was the most incompetent radiologist (?) i could have possibly encountered. he spent half an hour trying to get a "reading" on it (makes it sound like a constellation or something). he could feel it but couldn't see it on the screen. anyway he eventually got the head guy in and he spent like 2 minutes and was like "ain't no cyst. probably ain't nothing to worry about. get outta here."
(of course it wasn't exactly like that but it was about that thorough).
i am going to return to my doctor when i go home for christmas.
as for breast mouse. i feel inclined to look it up now that no one's ever heard it. doc said it was a common term. what a bastard. he probably makes shit up and then laughs about it in his little office.
"yeah so you've got a monkey's ass wart on your thigh. that's not the scientific term but that what it's commonly called."
i'll find something about breast mice for all...

[League of Robots]

hmmm... no such luck on the breast mouse search so far. but i did learn that breast implants kill mice...
mice have breasts?
this is too much knowledge.

LC- you could be right. before long i'll just be the farmtitted lady.
i need some surgical tools. stat.

[Vik]

I'd look up fibroadenoma on http://www.webmd.com

[LC]

"yeah so you've got a monkey's ass wart on your thigh"


LOL!


hehehehehe

[League of Robots]

found here: http://www.thebreastclinic.com/benign.htm#Fibroadenoma


Fibroadenomas are very common and almost invariably present as a lump in young women. Whilst they can occur in women of any age, they are by far more common in women aged 15 - 25 years. They are caused by a proliferation of the tissue around the breast lobule and normally have a rubbery texture on palpation. They are typically smooth, but can be lobulated and feel like many small lumps bundled into one. Their size varies, but is typically 1 -3 cm in diameter. They are also highly mobile on examination, and by virtue of this feature, have earned themselves the description of "breast mice". These tumours are totally benign and are not associated with an increased risk of breast cancer.

whew.

[League of Robots]

lol.
imagine - sometimes you wonder how much sort of doctor-patient relations docs have to go through. when they spout out crap and you're just like "umm. what? i haven't gone to medical school. i don't have a fucking clue what you're talking about."
i mean, at least dentists give you trident.

[League of Robots]

yeah they are pretty mobile fuckers. not independently of course. that would be fucking scary. "your tits are vibrating."
"oh don't worry that's just charlie, me breast mouse."
but yeah. glad i could clear that up. everyone tell your mom what you learned today.

[Dangus]

I guess it's better than putting them in one of those plastic balls...

[League of Robots]

not really. i mean my melons are smaller than any of those things. really... it would be fair to put them in some of the larger women of our time... but to shove two into a couple of smalls? well that's just animal cruelty i say.

[The March Hare]

Can we pet Charlie? :D

[League of Robots]

well i suppose so. he's a bit shy and tends to run when he's touched. but he never gets too far. still, you'll have to be gentle.

[Kippy]

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