Dear Amy-

I suppose I have to acknowledge it eventually, so let me just get it out of the way, right here and right now:

I admit it; you were right. Moving to the moon was a really stupid idea.

I know I should have done more research than simply watching Le Voyage dans la lune, but you see, I had no reason at the time to believe that Georges Méliès was going to be so categorically full of lies. I was expecting the moon to be full of mushrooms and...