Hi.

I see that you have happened upon this quaint blog of mine.

I understand your trepidation; it is not often that a cuttlefish blogs, and it is even rarer to find a blog authored by a genuine cuddlefish. Our lives are full of sorrow; it seems like the world would rather cuttle than cuddle.

But that is a story for another day.

Allow me to start at the beginning.

I began my new career barely six months ago. I was hired by NASA and...