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Old 04-08-2005, 06:51 PM   #1
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tombstone Popestock!

Anyone watching the funeral? Seen clips? It's on tonight at 7 on CNN. I'm sorta Poped out at this point, but who can resist a high requiem mass in Latin? I can't!

The Litany of Saints and random Eastern-Rite clergy chanting in Greek at the end were the best parts.

Bush looked completely dumbfounded. Condoleezza wore a black veil a la Jackie O around her gigantic, evil supergenius cranium. I saw Yushchenko, Annan, Prince Charles, Bill Clinton, Chirac. The Iranian and Syrian presidents both shook hands with the Israeli president during the peace-of-Christ part of the mass. It's a Popestock miracle!

You can read along with the official missal here in Latin and Italian.

Here's the litany of the saints:

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Sancta Maria, Mater Dei, ora pro eo
Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for him
Sancta Maria, Mater Ecclesiæ, ora pro eo
Holy Mary, Mother of the Church, pray for him
Sancta Maria, Salus populi Romani, ora pro eo
Holy Mary, Protectress of the Roman people, pray for him
Sancti Michael, Gabriel et Raphael, orate pro eo
Omnes sancti Angeli, orate pro eo
Sancte Ioseph, ora pro eo
Sancte Ioannes Baptista, ora pro eo
Omnes Sancti Patriarchæ et Prophetæ, orate pro eo
Sancti Petre et Paule, orate pro eo
Sancte Andrea, ora pro eo
Sancti Ioannes et Iacobe, orate pro eo
Sancte Thoma, ora pro eo
Sancte Matthæe, ora pro eo
Sancte Matthia, ora pro eo
Sancte Luca, ora pro eo
Sancte Marce, ora pro eo
Omnes Sancti Apostoli et Evangelistæ, orate pro eo
Sancte Barnaba, ora pro eo
Sancta Maria Magdalena [*gasp* he must've listened to Beekeeper! OMG!!!1], ora pro eo
Omnes Sancti Discipuli Domini, orate pro eo
Sancte Clemens, ora pro eo
Sancte Calliste, ora pro eo
Sancte Fabiane, ora pro eo
Sancte Corneli, ora pro eo
Sancte Xyste, ora pro eo
Sancte Ioannes, ora pro eo
Sancte Martine, ora pro eo
Sancte Damase, ora pro eo
Sancte Leo Magne, ora pro eo
Sancte Gregori Magne, ora pro eo
Sancte Leo (None), ora pro eo
Sancte Pie (Decime), ora pro eo
Omnes Sancti Pontifices Romani, orate pro eo
Sancte Stephane, ora pro eo
Sancte Laurenti, ora pro eo
Sancti Protomartyres Romani, orate pro eo
Sancte Ignati Antiochene, ora pro eo
Sancte Hippolyte, ora pro eo
Sancti Iustine et Apolloni, orate pro eo
Sancte Tharsici, ora pro eo
Sancte Sebastiane, ora pro eo
Sancte Maximiliane (Kolbe), ora pro eo
Sanctæ Perpetua et Felicitas, orate pro eo
Sancta Agnes, ora pro eo
Sancta Cæcilia, ora pro eo
Sancta Eugenia, ora pro eo
Sancta Maria (Goretti), ora pro eo
Omnes Sancti Martyres, orate pro eo
Sancte Ambrosi, ora pro eo
Sancte Hieronyme, ora pro eo
Sancte Augustine, ora pro eo
Sancte Athanasi, ora pro eo
Sancti Basili et Gregori Nazianzene, orate pro eo
Sancte Ioannes Chrysostome, ora pro eo
Sancti Cyrille et Methodi, orate pro eo
Sancte Carole (Borromeo), ora pro eo
Sancti Benedicte et Bernarde, orate pro eo
Sancti Francisce et Dominice, orate pro eo
Sancte Ignati (de Loyola), ora pro eo
Sancte Francisce (Xavier), ora pro eo
Sancte Ioannes Maria (Vianney), ora pro eo
Sancte Philippe (Neri), ora pro eo
Sancte Gaspar (Del Bufalo), ora pro eo
Sancte Vincenti (Pallotti), ora pro eo
Sancta Sabina, ora pro eo
Sancta Marcella, ora pro eo
Sancta Paula, ora pro eo
Sancta Francisca (Romana), ora pro eo
Sancta Catharina (Senensis), ora pro eo
Sancta Teresia a Iesu, ora pro eo
Sancta Maria Faustina (Kowalska), ora pro eo
Omnes Sancti et Sanctæ Dei, orate pro eo
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Old 04-08-2005, 06:57 PM   #2
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Old 04-08-2005, 06:57 PM   #3
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I dont go anymore, and im not catholic, but i always loved going to high mass ans watching the pretty people clink the pretty gold stuff.

No seriously, I always thought it was beautiful to watch the priests do high mass in Latin and was just always awestruck by the amount of pomp and circumstance in mass.
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Old 04-08-2005, 06:59 PM   #4
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Ugh, Latin Mass. It sounds like a great, beautiful, novel idea until you actually have to sit through one.
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Old 04-08-2005, 07:08 PM   #5
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I think Greek and other services in the Eastern Orthodox churches are much prettier, actually. But the Latin is better than the vernacular mass...that stale, protestantized cooking demonstration. That's one area where I agree with Mel Gibson.
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Old 04-08-2005, 07:11 PM   #6
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I like high mass in Latin.
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Old 04-08-2005, 07:27 PM   #7
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And the angel of the lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber. And took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself. And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own midwest. And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil. One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear. And terror possesed me then. And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?" And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust." And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared, "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!" Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you Jesus. TOOL
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I was reading the first few lines of that going " that sounds soo familiar".

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You are a better woman than I. I went to a Latin Mass wedding a few summers back. Early July, no air conditioning, an hour and a half in a language nobody understood. I was praying that St. Matthias (hereby known as St. Molly Hatchet) would come to life and put us out of our misery!

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haha

Well, they only do it (at least round here) a couple times a year, and even then, it's not really allll in Latin.

Growing up, though, all of the masses were in Latin (at my Catholic school in Toledo, OH).

I hated it.

Now? Not so much the hate. Especially on holidays (again, for me).
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Old 04-08-2005, 09:00 PM   #11
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They should at least have the prayers, incantations, and songs in Latin. I see no point and find it downright silly to sing, in English, "Hosanna in the highest."
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Old 04-08-2005, 09:05 PM   #12
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You should visit me sometime. One of the local churches got a huge endowment and went all latin, all the time. You would love it.
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Old 04-08-2005, 09:33 PM   #13
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I usually only go to church when family brings me along. I always feel more than a bit out of place whenever the Credo comes around, though.
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I tried so hard to look for it, but I cannot find it. Does anyone else remember that scene in Johnny Dangerously when the priest is saying that parodied Latin blessing over Johnny while he is walking deathrow and collecting machine gun parts from the prisoners? It is SO hilarious. If anyone can find it I would be most appreciative

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