courtney love talks about polly

GlitterBurned17 · 06-22-2001, 04:13 AM

she posted this today at the hole.com message board. i don't think i'm allowed to copy & paste things from there, but i will anyway.
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i went thorugh pollys luggage
i went to find peej- i love u2 but the show was too big and peej wasnt gertting enouggbh love everyone was int he famous peo[ple room so iw ent to find her and she had already split and ther eqas nothing but me and her luggage so i looked

it was really tidy and together

all the shoes were in sperate bags and all the gowns were in muslin dres bags

her makeup was all mac and in aperfectly contained storage unit

there was no sprawl or excess

i m still freaked out and feel the need to confess

shews pretty mucha minimilist right? someone needs tomake me fel bnetter about this

the deli platter hadnt ben touched and there was no eveidential signs of booze- why cant i be mor elike her?

i wore this great flapper dress onstage the other night and it just fell off lioke it bruned off and dorrs fell off and a mirtror broke and rooms get trashed- like why cant i be tidy like peej

any intellectuals have athroy on her tidy luggage it was so fucking zen

it was either rockstar totally and i just donmt understand or - i dont know i m confused

maybe i need to let her know i went through he rluggage like not riffed and OBVIOUSLTY i would never open a journal but i hust wanted ot sort of see what she does with her bags

i mean bag
it was one suitcase- tasteful

imean i have like racks and racks and shit everywhere and feathers and swequins and the blood of virgins etc etc and heres peej with the one tidy assed bag and i felt very confused

now i feel better

clove
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not guilt
no i dont feel that guilty

i was alone in a roomw ith peejs one tidy little bag and it wasnt sort of sifting through it it wassd the fact that it ws sone tidy little fucking bag for like a 100 day tour

wheres the sprawl?
whyis she so frickin tidy?

thats the question>

i could propose some theories

is she really poarticipating?
whats upw iththe one bag?
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if i called her and asked
i dfont know shed cry

heres my other me and peej story

I had heard of ths hotel in londont he portobello it was supposed tobe really cute and special- i just came back fromf rance and was for some reason all intomy french riviera rich lady outift thing like i was reallyr eally put together

but in this old lady way- head to toe ion my new celine ( new resolution money on furniture and art and no money on clothes)
whatever i looked crazy cos i had on these insnaley expensive clothes but zero grooming ( a weakness of mine) anyway i had eight huge bags polus guitars and whatever tons of shit

i go tothislittle teeny lobby and theres these little eccentric people and they show me this little teeny perfectlyappointed room- its so smallbarely myshoes fit- this is thier biggest room- its also got a quill pena nd anink pot
i immeditaly call my assitant and say " heyyou know you gota get me into a big hotel imw ay too big for this place...im now walkingyup the stairs on the cell phone" imean listen if i was pj harvey i could like...fit and use the quill pen"

boom im back inthe lobby- there peej- she totally hears me sayt his- shes in really nice black pantas and a little red t shirt checking out to go to germany- i totally cop to it " this is such a youplace but im like a galumph i need the royal suite at the whatever- so mny shoes can fit"

she just nods ruefully and i think- like when i sqaw th bags last night "why cant i be like together like she is"
her person comes exactly ont ime topick her up and they pick up a carry on ( small) and one black suitcase and take it out to the mercedes car-

i ams o humiliated and laughung that im inmy french riviuera costume my luggage so overwhelming its falling out the door of this hotel- i mean onbe big suitcase is just books one os just underwear whatever- wo im a consumer i guess-

and of allt he people inb the world i mention becaus rth e quill pen jsut drove me bananas- i could see peej sitting at the teensy desk writing those great lyrics torutred beyond bnelief wehile ui have to spread out all over many rooms- even in a slum i dont care and im barking her name "IF I WAS PJ HARVEY MAYBE I COULD STAY IN THIS PLACEW BUT IM JUST TOOBIG"
and there she fucking is

the pink gown she was wearing onstage was folded neatly over the chair and didnt even lok sweaty i might add

imt otallynot making ajudgment im just freaked that im a maximilist

i have three road cases for my clothes ont our

minimum.

and id ont do costume changes i just want to make a choice every night or invent new shit- i bring rtons of fabric rtomake stiff and beads and whatever.

so you know analyse this becauase naybe she s atriple virgo

and yes the eating disorder glass coffin stuff struck me as well-

but i really got this - courtney bad pj good feeling

Lite Sneeze · 06-22-2001, 06:44 AM

WTF? This really cracked me up!

She must be on something - she keeps going ON and ON about it: "If I were PJ, I'd be tidy and good, but I'm not, but she's really tidy, she has 1 bag, I can't believe it, it creeps me out, I wish I was that way then I would have only 1 bag, if I was like Peej" til eternity!

Thanks for some interesting and amusing info Glitterburned

Assless Pants · 06-22-2001, 10:25 AM

LMAO
that's too funny.

Peej is the man.

Although the thought of Courtney Love going through her luggage is too funny.

See Thru · 06-22-2001, 10:52 AM

Courtney is out of her mind. I like her music but she has serious mental problems. And I wish she would learn to type correctly.

Assless Pants · 06-22-2001, 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by See Thru
Courtney is out of her mind. I like her music but she has serious mental problems. And I wish she would learn to type correctly.

I've always thought that.
The woman types like she's an 8-year-old AOLer.

Sarky Devotchka · 06-22-2001, 01:03 PM

I love Courtney, but yeah she needs typing lessons or something. LOL

No Angel Came · 06-22-2001, 02:33 PM

Her typing has gotten worse. I remember the tour of 1994 days when she was on AOL and used to post to boards. That was a little more readable.

purplemystic · 06-22-2001, 11:46 PM

Courtney cracks me up.

LcKyNmBeR13 · 06-23-2001, 03:21 AM

lol yeah and during '94 she was soo much more wasted than she is now...THAT'S the scary part...but that was so sweet...a celeb being a fan just brings them so much closer to earth...

Finney · 06-23-2001, 11:58 AM

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I've always thought that.
The woman types like she's an 8-year-old AOLer.<<<<

bwhahaha...
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That was a long post...and I thought someone else messed up on the spelling, but I guess not....I also have to say WTF..cause it doesn't make much sense...kind of bizarre and funny.
tanks for posting..

GlitterBurned17 · 06-25-2001, 01:05 AM

lol, there is more:
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and one more detail of the dressing room

the booze was untouched- and there was a plastic bag from whole foods- empty

she was also like- three million m,iles from the u2 dressing rooms wich i found disheartening- she has the same manager etc-

she played fiftyu foot queenie all by herself and thats when SHE swallowed up madison square gardens it was onlyw hen her band came on with her ( one female) that madison square gardens ate her up
maybe shes a fucking skinny ocd loner and she should just rock herself

listen to that 4 track demos record- im not a brian wilson person but i am a dylan person and i think 4 track demos stands uop to anjy boomer as the purest music ever made by a white person

you can hear her hiding from her parents ( what goes on there?) int he dead dead of winter int he dead dead of night surrounded buy this whole jane austen meets bohemian ( all i know oif her parents is that her father is a 'sculptor" sculptors scare the shit out of me- they all have man egos- norman mailer egos but more exotic- like less ambitioous disciplined architects- this is an evil generlisation but i dont care id never date a sculptor- why not juts be a rockstar or a n architect instead? check out celebrity children of sculptors sometime- ive kept a tab and the results arent that pretty)

and frozen in her place she has her four track and something is muffling her ( not wanting to wake anyone up?) but she fucking kills you anyway

alll by herself

i was sor tof happy she wasnt there because i get alittle formal and huge around her

Stargazer · 06-25-2001, 02:14 AM

Umm... for fun...

Read Courtney's words, but in your head, instead of your normal reading voice in your head, think of Bjork reading Courtney's words to you. It makes for hilarious fun.

The Wellbutrin is wearing off...aaaahhhh...
Sean
np: Poe ~ Control

PrinceFamiliar · 06-25-2001, 03:52 AM

She played 50 Ft. Queenie at one of these U2 gigs solo?

I hope someone recorded it...I've been waiting for her to do that one on this tour.

Chris

Finney · 06-25-2001, 04:37 PM

man...you think someone somewhere would have posted that she played 50 ft queenie, i didn't think she would ever play that song live..
maybe courtney means 'rid of me'?

I can't believe there is more writing from courtney..haha..keep us updated glitter..haha

oh no stargazer now i'm really fucked up when i read this...

EdMueller · 06-26-2001, 07:12 PM

"listen to that 4 track demos record- im not a brian wilson person but i am a dylan person and i think 4 track demos stands uop to anjy boomer as the purest music ever made by a white person"

I agree with this completely.

And I hate to admit it, but I know if I'd been in the same situation, I'd have gone through the luggage too.

Just to, you know, see.